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Red Five

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  1. "Oh ok so that didn't work! Watch, now I'll say the n-word! No not natty, even I'm not that much of a fucking jerkoff, but the other one! The bad one we're not supposed to say! Also, look! Aliens! Also, JFK lived until the year 1998! Any of this working yet??"
  2. This is so bizarre when you think about it (or say if you've had a gummy and a few drinks). One of the main driving forces behind this cult of maga idiocy is finding out who was involved in all the Epstein stuff. But Epstein's best friend, according to him, WAS THEIR CULT LEADER. And using what we know about Dotard, as well as his close relationship with Epstein, I think we can say with about 99.99% certainty that he was heavily involved and was probably fucking underage girls. But the cult just.... doesn't see it? Doesn't care? Hey, the fucking monster you're looking for is your fucking cult leader. He's right there. This is like when the jedi were searching for the hidden sith lord, but didn't think to check out the guy who had taken over the galaxy and refused to give up power and was obviously evil if you spent more than two seconds with him.
  3. It was terrible then. The worst Superman ever put on screen.
  4. Colbert has 10 more months. He is going to go absolutely scorched earth on Dotard in those 10 months. I actually wonder if he makes it to May.
  5. I think it should be a major plot point that she does not wear the suit under her clothes. Then she gets drunk and forgets. Whoops! Naked. Also, she should have a filthy lesbian relationship experiment with Lois, and whoever Tits McGee was working in the Daily Planet. I should really write these movies.
  6. It's going to be tough for me to explain to the people around/with me why I'm laughing hysterically the first time this happens. "Well you see... never mind."
  7. Well it's just nice that he's doing something with his wealth and fame to help people. Edit: No wait, he's just profiting off of and trying to increase the number of the thing that kills more US children than anything else.
  8. Something I just thought about a week after seeing this... Was there a scene with a Clark shirt rip/change into Superman? I do not recall one. That's like the most iconic Superman thing there is. Kind of weird.
  9. “Hey look another one. He’s the current President of the United States.”
  10. Ah, right in the sweet spot. 17.
  11. Lulz. None of that makes any sense. Prop him up in the middle of the stage and wait for photographers to be brought around. Just stand there for awhile. Granted I've never gone through SS training, but wouldn't they have immediately surrounded him and basically carried him off the stage and thrown into the SUV, within about two seconds? We wouldn't have seen his face again that day, after he first hit the deck.
  12. Waiting for him to announce proof of alien existence or JFK stuff as a distraction. Kind of shocked he has never done it to this point. The fact that he hasn't makes me wonder if he's not read-in (yeah I know) on a bunch of that kind of stuff.
  13. Are we sure that was a real video? I mean it matches up with everything else we saw, but like you said, it makes it look so... orchestrated. And produced.
  14. Just reading between the lines, sounds like Littleton and Phillips are gonna be pushing some current corners down the depth chart here pretty soon. A guy like Roberson could probably play just about anywhere, but will soon be third team if he's not already.
  15. So Obama, Biden, Comey, etc. all got together and decided to make a Jeffrey Epstein hoax, in which they frame Trump for things he didn't do. Then they.... don't release it? Or do anything with it. Or talk about it. Ever. That has to be the worst frame job I've ever seen.
  16. Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II? I don't think there is any way to possibly satirize these people anymore.
  17. https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/stephen-colbert-late-show-end-cbs-rcna219499
  18. Chris Hayes just audibly gaffawed at Cory Booker's "Imagine if Obama". Well yeah, no shit.
  19. Yeah. He's threatening to sue, so I'm assuming there is more in there than that. I mean fuck, they were best friends (per Epstein). For years. Sharing "secrets" could be anything (if you're wanting to find an alternate reason... of course we know what it means in reality on Earth 1).
  20. Please tell me there's more to the birthday card thing than that.
  21. He just started laying the groundwork though. Like saying months before elections that they will be rigged (if he loses).
  22. “Ok here it is. The parts that don’t mention Trump are legit. The parts that do mention him are the result of a democratic hoax.” This where we’re headed?
  23. As in, a backup at both tackle spots? Brooks is the backup LT currently. Cojoe on the other. I don’t know if Chatman is currently at tackle or guard. He’s been both.
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