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Red Five

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  1. He's spent the last three months destroying the economy, making enemies of our allies, and generally doing everything he can to weaken us as much and as fast as possible. I guess he expected that to go over really well with everyone.
  2. Good thing ABC gave Trump $15 million for his "library".
  3. "cheats", "compromised", "corrupt". hmmmm
  4. Y'all talking about his milfy mom, and I just realized I was conflating him with Jake Fromm, and his mom and her tits.
  5. Same. I didn't dislike it, and didn't even intentionally stop watching it. Just realized at some point that I hadn't watched an episode in months, and never went back to it.
  6. There also wasn't an open practice in August for the first time in forever.
  7. Haven't seen it, but heard someone say "I actually got tired of seeing Emma Stone naked".
  8. So someone who has already graduated, but opted to return to school as opposed to entering the draft. And someone who presumably doesn’t suck. There can’t be that many WRs that fit that description.
  9. I don’t know what’s posted where on all these threads, but I saw earlier that on Trump’s “official” site, they’re selling Trump 2028 merchandise. Then the next chyron said “Trump won’t rule out using force to take Greenland” and I changed the channel, half convinced that none of this is real life.
  10. I don’t think Ewers is an NFL QB, but I’m also pretty sure that some of the guys taken ahead of him aren’t either.
  11. I cannot tell you how badly I want this to be real. It almost has to be right?
  12. I was surprised to see Bond's name on Kiper's best available list for most of the second half of the draft. I guess he doesn't factor in unwanted butt sex when evaluating prospects?
  13. I said to someone at work on Friday, "You know, if he dies while we're at work, we're going to be able to feel the building shake". Of course, knowing this simulation, he'll die at age 98 in the year 2045.
  14. This guy would have been a top 10 pick in the draft. We heard a lot early in the 2024 season about his improved footwork, but to my amateur eyes it looks like he regressed there from early 2022. And obviously by last year he wasn't slinging it around anywhere close to that.
  15. It's easy to discern who the criminals are. They're the brown ones. Just trust us ok and stop being dicks about it.
  16. Silas Bolden to Minnesota, Majors to Tampa Bay.
  17. Ewers' mom was looking pretty milfy today as well.
  18. Who is the current backup in Miami?
  19. Yeah that may be a small part of it.
  20. I think everyone here is well aware of that.
  21. Star ratings are a pretty amazing predictor of future success. Like 90% of the first round was 4 and 5 stars.
  22. It was a tough situation for Sark to be in. He wasn't bailing on his guy, almost no matter what. Even when Ewers was hopping around on one leg in November.
  23. Considering it's almost over and he hasn't been drafted yet, I think you roll the dice there.
  24. Same reason he kept his hand off the bible while being sworn in as president. Guess he didn't want it to catch on fire.
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