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Red Five

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  1. This would be like if we fired Sark and hired Hulk Hogan or Carrot Top as head coach. And he immediately fired a ton of people and ran off a bunch of our best players. Season ticket sales crash, and the season opens with us starting off 0-3, losing each game by at least 40 points. "This is Sark's fault, not mine! Also, we're going to keep being shitty for a long time."
  2. So when Biden was president and the stock market was booming, Trump took credit for it. Now after he's been president for three plus months, and has single-handedly wrecked the market and our economy, it's Biden's fault.
  3. Everything about that is either a lie, wrong, or both. "The economy may suck now, but just wait until the monster tax hike kicks in and all the stores are empty."
  4. "Nice little career you have there. Be a real shame if something happened to it."
  5. You don’t know what you just did to a lot of us.
  6. Olivia Munn looked a lot more rude than I thought she was. Did she have a kid recently?
  7. I’ve changed my tune. Those guys are hilarious. When I need a pick me up sometimes I go over there just to read their hot takes on various topics. It’s amazing. Drink every time you read someone say “young man”, if you want to get plastered in about 30 seconds.
  8. He got Canada to fucking hate us and talk tons of shit about us publicly inside of 100 days.
  9. Alright democrats, here we go. This is something called an “opportunity”. Blast that shit everywhere. “Amazon was going to tell you how much extra taxes you’re paying because of Trump, before Trump begged Bezos to not do it.”
  10. That was another nonsensical answer for which they were not punished in the least. (Person holding the mic nods their approval, crowd cheers, move on to next question.)
  11. Remember during the election when Dotard was asked about rising child care costs, and he said that tariffs would pay for them? Good times. He was elected president a month or so later.
  12. It would be fascinating to watch the most powerful man in the world learn how tariffs work in real time at age 78. If it weren’t horrifying, and if I thought he might actually learn something.
  13. Wisner would be leaving early if he were to be drafted after the 2025 season. Same as Baxter. Although we’ll need attrition in that room in some form. Probably not carrying eight scholarship backs in 2026.
  14. Think that streak ends next year. Unless Baxter comes back 100% and goes apeshit.
  15. I think this a bad idea for many reasons, but mainly because lies aren't necessary.
  16. Damn, that's me and I'm 48 years old.
  17. Fucking blanket D.C. with them.
  18. James Simon looks pretty big there standing next to Cooper.
  19. Especially considering a 34-time convicted felon lives in that house.
  20. I was thinking about this during the show. Jackson Hole to Seattle is roughly the same distance as Austin to Tallahassee, FL.
  21. Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes. Are they also going to put up pictures of all the legal residents who commit crimes? I don't think the White House lawn is big enough.
  22. I wonder how many drinks it takes to get someone who is about 6'7" 350 lbs. over the legal limit.
  23. Backup OT Nick Brooks got himself a DUI over the weekend.
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