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Red Five

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  1. "I have nothing to do with Russia"
  2. From "This never would have happened if I was president and I will have the war over by my inauguration" to begging online for Vlad to stop, three months into his presidency.
  3. Not me. Not this time anyway. I think we'll be fine there.
  4. Lulz. Is that the standard now for QB prospects with perfect rankings? "Well sure his career was a mixed bag, but I doubt that any Surly posters would have been an improvement."
  5. If Butler portals, that's seven scholarship WRs by my count. Is that right? Well, I guess eight if you count Niblett there.
  6. Yes please. We are sending people with no criminal records to a prison where you apparently only leave when you die. Media: "Trump's hard line stance on immigration. Do you agree with his aggressive, pro-America deportations? We'll discuss, coming up next."
  7. Yeah, but by all accounts Brevard has been our best DT this spring. I guess shit can happen, but it would seem strange to put your best DT on the bench, because you want to save him for the second unit. I also think Kanu will get reps more in line with Savea/January last year, as opposed to Alfred Collins.
  8. Not a joke. Starters: Kanu/January. Second team: Brevard/Watson. I guess he wants the second team to be better than the starters for some reason.
  9. Ian Boyd had a piece this morning where he said the same, but then went on to say that he expects Kanu to start ahead of Brevard, because Brevard would be more needed with the second team.
  10. I remember the Capitol being cleaned up, the economy in the trash, Trump attempting to remain in office after he lost, and his second impeachment trial as he was on his way out the door. By January 2021 it was a fucking hellscape. The good times are back!
  11. I would get her to say "You don't get to rush this, Red Five."
  12. They moved Niblett back to offense (RB/WR/return guy), so that may be it there.
  13. "he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit."
  14. What was the argument again? We're obviously not getting the RB currently on campus on a visit with his family?
  15. Well he's pretty much the anti-christ. If not literally then probably as close as you're gonna get. But hey, gotta make him president though because all the other options aren't shitty enough to all the people who live here who are different than me. And eggs, or something.
  16. Yeah I don't think she's hideous or anything, and I'm 48 so the last video game I played was Madden in college, but the actress to character fit just isn't there. Not a huge deal and it happens all time time. But having a Dever-centric episode like that didn't do her any favors.
  17. Swear we used to have laws and shit to prevent that kind of thing from happening. Oh well.
  18. He used to have a strong arm. Not Elway, but upper tier in college probably. Then three years later it's "Um, he throws a nice ball to dudes standing next to him at the line of scrimmage."
  19. Do you mean to tell me that we’re not actually at war with Venezuela? I like how that little part has largely flown under the radar. None of this shit is legal.
  20. Simmons might be the best player on the team, and we also have a guy who will go round one pick one at the time of his choosing.
  21. I’m so sick of hearing stuff like “Trump’s controversial immigration plans”. We’re sending people not accused of committing crimes to a camp, where no one leaves until they die. That really has nothing to do with “immigration”. Any more than me throwing random kids over a cliff is child care.
  22. No big deal. It only literally makes me question the nature of reality on a daily basis.
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