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Red Five

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  1. RIP The Whammer.
  2. Ah yes, Joe Biden’s tariffs. Not even really joking.
  3. No. And it’s about time somebody finally said it.
  4. Bryan Cranston is amazing in this. Holy shit he is funny in “Cinema-con”.
  5. “We’re all going to be so rich because of the tariffs.” -Dotard
  6. I’m heard someone say that, on top of everything else, it would be cheaper to just build a new plane than it would be to take that plane apart and put it back together. Which is what they would have to do if the potus is going to be flying in it. It’s all just so stupid.
  7. While lecturing Americans on needing too many dolls and pencils.
  8. So is the OT number three, including Max Wright? Interesting decision there.
  9. Questioned by Chris Murphy today, RFK Jr. refused to answer whether or not he recommends getting vaccinated for the measles. He also said that the American people shouldn't be taking medical advice from him. So, points for honesty I guess. But it is sort of your job. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/rfk-jr-measles-vaccine-outbreak-congressional-hearing-rcna206776
  10. Taking a chainsaw to your brand like that never made any sense at all to me.
  11. Yeah they all got there different ways, but I just used them as examples of, like Ewers, adequate college players. We want our QBs to be either heroes or villains. Ewers is pretty unique though because he’s like an MC Escher painting. We spent three years thinking he was always improving, but then at the end you go back and look at his play when he first got here and go “Man what happened to that guy?”
  12. Anyone puts kryptonite on that dog and I’m walking out of the theater.
  13. I’m telling you, we don’t do mediocre well at QB. Take Jake Majors, or Jerrin Thompson, or Gbenda. Adequate college players. Drafted late or not at all. Could make an NFL roster, or maybe not. We don’t fight about them. But Ewers is a QB, and we put those into two categories: Legends, and absolute fucking garbage who we will piss on for eternity. The legends are easy (VY, Colt) as are the others (Gilbert, Swoopes). The ones in the middle are where the fights happen. Chris Simms, Sam Ehlinger, Quinn Ewers.
  14. I’m kind of curious what they intend to teach, considering that election is considered the most secure in our history. Guess they’ll just follow Dotard’s lead and just make shit up.
  15. They were pretty subtle.
  16. Imagine for a moment if a picture existed of Biden swimming in shit water in just his bluejeans.
  17. Wearing wet jeans might be the most uncomfortable thing in the world.
  18. Someone remind me why the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop was so god damn important again.
  19. Stopped briefly on MSNBC in my car, and a reporter was asking some (R) senator if it's ok that Trump accepts a $400 million dollar gift. He was totally cool with it, because "Why would Trump even need to take a bribe?" The follow-up question of "Would you have been ok with Joe Biden accepting a $400 million gift from a foreign country?" was answered with a no, followed by reasoning that I couldn't decipher. Something about because Biden was old. I almost had a wreck and changed the channel to music. Oh yeah, before that (R) senator, there was another one, maybe Tuberville, who said yeah it's totally fine, because we accepted the Statue of Liberty from France.
  20. Seattle is pretty small anyway.
  21. Has anyone done the My Two Dads mockup yet?
  22. Party of freedom strikes again.
  23. That was my thinking.
  24. Yeah I don’t feel the need to change facts so that they appear better for that shithead, who doesn’t go five seconds without making something up out of whole cloth.
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