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Red Five

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  1. Whatever it was, it caused him to turn on a dime. He went from calling Trump every name in the book, to "Well now hold on a second, we must do everything we can to elect this man President!" literally overnight.
  2. The deal with Blue is that we have eyes and have been watching football for awhile. A handful of times over the last few games he made me stand up and yell "holy fuck!". But yeah let's see how that translates to a full season and hopefully a lot more touches.
  3. Good. I wasn't looking forward to pretending to be happy about that.
  4. I hope no one was planning on achieving an erection for the rest of the month.
  5. Thinking the dude from Westlake with the strong leg could do it. Edit: Spencer Bennett? Bennett Spencer? Spencer Spencer?
  6. We also have a kicker on scholarship who doesn't kick FGs or XPs.
  7. That does not seem very definitive. It linked to a different article from a few days ago, that was a lot of "according to our sources".
  8. Rutgers? Syracuse? Lots of places that don't have Texas talent he could show up and probably be in the two-deep immediately.
  9. Never. Meanwhile, the dems are shedding voters because Biden hasn't produced peace in the Middle East yet.
  10. And I think Twice and the lawdogs (band name?) will say "No kidding, just like every other part of our society".
  11. If we felt the need to sign three DTs from the portal this offseason then we need to do some fat-cutting at the position anyway.
  12. He didn't fall in line 100% with everything Trump says and does (criticized his 'up to the states' on abortion thing), so now he is a garbage human. I'm sure Lindsay will "clarify" his position shortly.
  13. I bailed on the new show after a few episodes. It felt like a generic shitty 90s show, and kind of made me sad.
  14. My god, look at those poor hostages. Can you believe some of them are in jail now?
  15. Wordle 1,026 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Random but I always liked this exchange. Frasier trying to understand the crazy shit these people did was always funny to me. Sam Malone : [walks into the bar] Sorry I'm late. I just got back from my stylist. Woody Boyd : Well gee, Sam, your hair doesn't look any different. Sam Malone : Ah, no, this was just for an estimate. I was thinking about doing a body wave, and my insurance company wants me to go to three different places. Dr. Frasier Crane : Sam, you have hair insurance? Sam Malone : Yeah. What, I'm going to just walk around with fire and theft?
  17. This is what I'm thinking. If this is actually good then whoever is responsible for that trailer should stop doing that.
  18. "That's what I like about Trump. He isn't a typical politician and he doesn't need anyone's money." "Here's another example of him begging for your money." "Oh well that's just typical politics...." "Do you not see the contradiction there in what you just said?" "hurr durr hurr durr...."
  19. I don't care what kind of glasses you give me. I'm not looking at the sun. The first time I do that, "Huh, looks like your glasses malfunctioned. Sorry you're blind now."
  20. Anyone getting into bed with Dotard at this point has to have a sub-80 IQ.
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