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Red Five

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  1. Haha yes. The one I always laugh about was some dude who called himself the world's biggest Texas fan. I learned after a few seconds that he didn't go to Texas and has never been to a Texas game (and he lived in Austin). I wasn't sure how to respond.
  2. Just the president's personal attorney having a nice chat with the world's most famous living child sex predator and rapist and notorious liar, after moving her to one of the cushiest prisons in America.
  3. Headlines, or what they should be: "President sends national guard into NYC, Chicago in attempt to distract from child rape."
  4. "See?? No one even cares about Epstein anymore!"
  5. I have never seen this happen nor have I ever known anyone who would do this.
  6. Not to derail, but is a common thing people do? Not watch all Texas games in their entirety? I watch and rewatch and rewatch again like the Zapruder film.
  7. Yeah, this is the source of my confusion. Sweet Jesus these people are hopeless.
  8. It's crazy how none of this shit used to exist, not that long ago (for us olds). I can remember wearing plain white t-shirts to games in 1997. I literally didn't own an orange Texas shirt, much less burnt orange shoes, etc.
  9. I think I'm good on Texas shirts for this lifetime. If I try to squeeze any more into my closet it might explode like Costanza's wallet.
  10. Yeah they didn't weaponize it, they just made it an arm of the executive branch. To do literally whatever Dotard wants.
  11. Bobby Burton stuff: What is the Texas football team up to today and tomorrow? Texas coaches are taking the team through an entire mock game weekend experience. The team will board a bus and head to a hotel today, they'll have team dinners, and team meetings tonight, just as if the Horns were in Columbus a week from now. The players will even room with the same guys who they will be rooming with next weekend. Then they'll wake up, get breakfast, have more meetings at the hotel and head to DKR to get ready for a mock game situation. With so many new faces this year, the coaches do these sorts of things to give everyone familiarity with what to expect. ** Trevor Goosby was back at practice this week, but his hand is taped up. He's best described as day-to-day at this point. Interestingly, because it's a non-conference game, Texas and Ohio State do not have to submit injury reports, as they would if it were an SEC game for the Horns. While Sark has historically been fairly forthcoming with injury reports, it'll be interesting to see how he handles this upcoming week. ** We were asked last night when Sark would release the team's depth chart. I didn't have the answer immediately. So I did some digging. As CJ commented, Sark has revealed his two deep at several different times during his tenure in Austin. From early in the week of the game - on Tuesday or Wednesday - to later in the week, including literally the day of the game when the sports information department provided media with a depth chart as they entered the press box for the game. So we may - or may not - see a depth chart next week. ** I continue to hear that Texas wants "experience" on the OL when they head to Columbus. We've heard of some maneuverings that would probably surprise some folks. It all seems to hinge, however, on Goosby's health. ** Thanks again to the folks at the Dallas Texas Exes for hosting last night's party. And to the guys at 3rd & Longhorn , too. They're all first class and such a good, positive representation of the University. And it was nice meeting everyone, or seeing folks again. It just felt like a good ol' get together of a lot of like-minded Texas fans. Hook'Em!
  12. Man, does anyone remember way back like nine months ago, when a large portion of Dotard's campaign was shit like putting a halt to going after your political enemies? And preserving free speech, etc? Nailed it.
  13. That too. So, we're just creating a problem where none exists.
  14. It's also entirely possible that at some point, a win over Ohio State or Notre Dame or whoever in week two is what gets a 9-3 Texas team into the playoff. But even if not, what's the plan for the Joe Cooks? Rice, UTEP, and Texas State every year for the foreseeable future? That's really dumb.
  15. Not to mention playing that Alabama game in 2023 is what got us into the playoff in the first place.
  16. Every time I see a still image of Akina my brain for a second thinks it's from like 2006.
  17. What about atm for OU's #3? That would kick Arkansas off atm's, but that seems like a wash.
  18. Imagine saying "I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" with a straight face.
  19. In November of 2023, when we were fighting for one of the four playoff spots, Paul had to explain to Ian why we wanted teams ranked ahead of us to lose. At first I think he thought Ian was messing with him, but then realized it was something else entirely. Something very strange.
  20. I watched some of a Wadlington/Ian Boyd YouTube deal the other day. I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I spent the first 10 minutes or so wondering if Boyd was in the middle of some kind of breakdown. I don’t think he likes being on camera, and/or has some kind of condition.
  21. Shockingly, this is apparently wrong. One google search brings up a bunch of “Newsom receives major polling boost” articles. Trump however hasn’t been this unpopular since 1/6. So, you know, upside down world.
  22. Huh. So it actually is more serious than was let on, and that wasn’t just random tinkering on the first team OL 11 days before the season opener. I bet all those neanderthals on OTF are getting their apologies ready.
  23. Agreed on the flat bills, but I'm a reformed prostitute on the structured hats. They just fit so much better. At least they do on my monster noggin.
  24. Y’all pipe down. We’re trying to talk about Donna.
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