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Red Five

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  1. If we could avoid going 0-5 against Ohio St and Georgia in one calendar year that would be great.
  2. "No, really, we're working as hard as we can to reopen the government. Now if you'll excuse us we have yet another massive party to attend in Florida. This one is black tie!"
  3. Yeah they don't really do that.
  4. We've only been waiting 10 years for your promised healthcare plan, dipshit.
  5. It's apparently a very minor shoulder injury and he may not miss any more time.
  6. They really don't give one shit about the optics. Of anything.
  7. He is going to be very good. What’s up with Heide?
  8. Isn't that considered one of the best, um, "roastings" ever? (I obviously don't watch them)
  9. Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.
  10. Not reading the thread because I've only seen the first episode, but holy shit that may be the best season 1 episode 1 television program I have ever seen. It was almost like a standalone movie.
  11. It's hard to believe he came out of the gate by inviting ghouls like Steve Bannon (and, I think, Charlie Kirk? Or Nick Fuentes. Someone like that) on his podcast and acting all buddy buddy. He turned that shit around in a hurry. I'm not sure who was feeding him advice then but I'm assuming they have been fired.
  12. Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary.... EAIAC.
  13. Mr. Plinkett??
  14. Yeah but with something called "groceries", and who knows what the fuck that means.
  15. I'm not going to quote you because of the large number of people who have you on ignore. But who is this JAG you're talking about? But, point being, you said our QB roster is "beyond dire". Next year is Arch Manning, KJ Lacey, and Dia Bell. So I don't really know what to tell you there. But, I can remember when we had an actual dire situation at QB, and our response was to bring in Kai Locksley.
  16. Next year, two of our three QBs will have been the top QB in their class. And the other is KJ Lacey. I think we're doing ok there.
  17. I still can't believe we were going after more edges, considering what that room looks like and that we already had landed Brad Spence. But OL? Nah, good there. "We're clearly in an outstanding position with Hutson and Neto, but god forbid something happen to one of them, not to worry, as we have Connor Stroh waiting in the wings. An embarrassment of riches, to be sure."
  18. At the time it felt like a funny epilogue on Trump's time in politics. Turns out we were just getting started.
  19. Every now and then someone random is accepting an award or something, and they’ll say “I think we should aspire to be good people” or something. And they’ll get fucking hammered by the ghouls on the right. Like that priest who begged Trump to be merciful to the poor and weak. Yeah she got death threats. Imagine that being your “team”. The ones who pitch a fit at suggestions like “we should treat people well”. Seems like it should be a tipoff to a lot of people.
  20. Before absorbing all that dark side energy.
  21. (the citizens of Gotham slowly realizing that putting The Joker in charge of everything probably wasn't the greatest idea. Turns out, he's not doing anything he promised and in fact is just stealing everyone's money. Who could have known.)
  22. Well, we got the "she's gonna be big" part right.
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