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Red Five

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  1. Lucy's from El Salvador!
  2. I thought it was meh when I saw it, but didn't hate it. I was bumping channels the other day and this was on, and the five seconds I watched was "Superman" holding a CGI baby above CGI water surrounded by a bunch of CGI garbage with CGI shit flying all over the place. I quickly changed the channel and decided I do actually hate this movie.
  3. The fair is one enormous tailgate.
  4. I find myself wondering if I have aged out of this show (49). There is just nothing funny anymore other than the occasional laugh at JAJ’s Trump or Weekend Update. And for the love of god stop doing skits that have four people sitting at a table in a restaurant.
  5. Thanks man. I really mean it.
  6. I don't suppose anyone asked why we put a true freshman tackle into the game at LG, instead of the guy who was the presumed starter all offseason up until we boarded the plane to Columbus. Because that might reveal useful information and we can't have that. "Sark, shifting to this weekend.... Do you like the pirate ride? That's pretty cool right? When you hit the high point you really feel it in your stomach. Thoughts?"
  7. They were 1-3, including a loss to South Florida at home.
  8. We might have the worst OL in P4 and the season is almost half over. We are way past “golly we just need to coach and play better”. But yeah, I know, what else is he supposed to say.
  9. What we’re seeing is so catastrophically bad, he just cannot roll out the usual coach speak.
  10. The parallels between the 2008-2010 seasons and the 2023-2025 seasons are creepy. Seriously, think about each of those and how they match up.
  11. Wisner is an absolute shell of what he looked like initially here. He would take the ball and was then lightning past the LOS. Granted, this year there is really nowhere to go once you reach the LOS…
  12. “I like you Ruffalo. Here, take your badge and wallet back. Go in peace. I wish you well.” (30 seconds later) “Hands up motherfucker! That’s right I got you asshole!” I get it but it played out funny.
  13. I think we've all had bad days in our professional careers, where you wake up the next morning thinking "Oh man. This is gonna suck." Imagine waking up this morning and being Kyle Flood.
  14. How does it compare to UTEP? We scratched and clawed to get to 27 in that one.
  15. And yet another lesson for the democrats on how they need to tone down their rhetoric.
  16. Sounds to me like the democrats all need another lesson on how they need to tone down their rhetoric.
  17. Man, it's almost like he's a conman or something, and was just in it to enrich himself with everyone's money and to stay out of jail. 79 million votes.
  18. I wonder how those "concepts of a plan" are coming along.
  19. He got more snaps than Ethan Burke yesterday.
  20. This thread is making me want to put on Gold or Cold Roses. I’ll just pretend I didn’t read that shit above.
  21. Stephen Miller might as well have horns. It’s not tough to see. He probably thought Hitler didn’t go far enough.
  22. Or just play Neto there. I wonder if he has quiet quit already. You don’t plan for an entire offseason to start a dude on your OL and then just not play him at all.
  23. Um I think Turntine and Robertson could both start for us next weekend if such a thing were possible. (that is an absurd exaggeration but you get my point.)
  24. It's actually pretty impressive to recruit like we have over a five year period, and be Texas in the NIL era of free agency, and put an unranked team on the field. You almost have to try to accomplish that. Especially when you began the season ranked #1 and god dammit I hate everything.
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