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Red Five

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  1. I started to type out all the horrific things he has done, purposefully, since his inauguration. Starting with intentionally destroying our economy. It was too depressing. "Hey, maybe we should think about impeaching him??" Yeah, maybe.
  2. Dumb question but is Turntine even trying to gain weight at this point? Watching his film, it's not like he needs it. He's also about two and a half years away from playing meaningful snaps in college.
  3. "Due to an administrative error, we inadvertently kidnapped Jack Smith and Nancy Pelosi and sent them to El Salvador. Unfortunately, they are now under the sovereign, domestic authority of El Salvador."
  4. So using this logic, they could kidnap anyone and send them there for any reason, or no reason at all, and there is nothing they could do to ever get them back.
  5. I guess it would be fun for kids? I was hoping they might have something that loosely approximates football, like a skills challenge or something.
  6. This is what we're doing in place of the spring game. 9 a.m. – Team Shop Fire Sale opens outside Gate 28D 10 a.m. – Interactive activities, food trucks, and photo ops open on DeLoss Dodds Way 10 a.m. – Gates 8 and 25 open for autograph line queue 10 a.m. – On-Field Experiences for kids ages 12 and under and Campbell-Williams Field photo ops (enter through Gates 14 or 16) Noon-2 p.m. – Photo ops with Bevo XV, Smokey the Cannon, Texas Cheer, Texas Pom, and Hook ‘Em on the field 12:15 p.m. – Football Player Autographs and Photo Ops with Coach Sarkisian begin 2 p.m. – Event ends
  7. I am good at deductive reasoning. I'm going to guess it's the portal transfer WR currently on campus.
  8. Back in the day, Ryan Nunez's highlights were pretty absurd.
  9. Every now and then someone drops the name Jordyn Tyson. I have no idea if this has any chance of happening, but it would certainly leave me in a state of extreme gruntlement.
  10. Sort of a Jaden Greathouse deal there. I could see a guy who is really good at getting open and catching the ball doing some damage in this offense.
  11. People died though. If that hadn’t happened I’d be pretty convinced it was orchestrated. The whole thing was just bizarre. Like hey, nice photo op you took there while standing him straight up in the spot where the bullets were hitting 10 seconds ago. No rush, get a good pic. Stand right there.
  12. Why is this war still going on? Trump promised to have it ended by his Inauguration Day. That was in January.
  13. So what’s the over/under until SS collapses? It’s clearly by design, so the lawsuits should be interesting, if we’re still doing that sort of thing.
  14. I’ve been kind of a dick about it recently.
  15. This. And I think Derrick Johnson’s was similar.
  16. Second place: Cinnamon.
  17. Best snow cone flavor: Coconut. Fucking fight me.
  18. Full on Orwellian. What Trump did leading up to the election, on election night, and through January 6 was the worst shit a US president has ever done. Who was the republican who said in December 2020 "What's the harm in humoring him?"?
  19. Yeah they were definitely children in season 1, and rebellious teenagers in season 2.
  20. "Whatever you think of the policy and him as a person, just as a politician, (Trump is) understanding that (you) always lean into being more of who you are," Maher told Cuomo. "The people are not savvy about issues but they smell a phony a mile away. And that kind of (stuff), nobody else does it." Um, he is a phony. He is a lifelong conman. For those who say Maher hasn't changed and that he's always been like this... Um, yeah no.
  21. Trying to destroy it, like everything else.
  22. Texas State kicker Mason Shipley is in the portal. Was first team All-Sun Belt in 2023.
  23. His is now the single most important recruitment since at least Vince Young.
  24. Lulz, I referenced "Vader/Lando negotiations" the other day.
  25. Season 2 of John Mulaney's talk show continues to be bizarre. A lot of the time I'm not real sure what he's going for, but it's entertaining.
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