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Red Five

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  1. He was busy occupied by doing nothing about all the crimes the previous administration committed. Priorities.
  2. Man I got reactions like that in the days after 1/6. "Cops were beaten for hours. Cops who were trying to defend our Capitol." "Oh please Red Five, it was nothing like that."
  3. They should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn generational wealth by playing golf. Problem solved! It's not Scottie's fault that not everyone thinks to do this.
  4. That post above from Trump reads like something we would have made up as a joke this time a year ago. "Secretary of War, Fox news host Pete Hegseth, sending US troops to Portland, ha ha ha!".
  5. I know some Scottie Scheffler types. He's probably a great guy, husband, and father. With an enormous blind spot for what's happening in front of his face. I really don't know what to call it, other than just profound ignorance. To say "He treats everyone like the greatest person in the world" is just Orwellian.
  6. 2027 but Snell might be a LB in college. He’s about 6’3” 200 lbs.
  7. Matt’s was better when they would serve you those brown margaritas in essentially large bowls, with a limit of two. I think they were about 60% tequila. Those with the tacos al carbon were pretty great.
  8. Interesting. Also, she apparently turned 18 in May. I think. I don't know, I think I heard that somewhere and not from a google search just now.
  9. Saw a clip of Todd Blanche on Fox being asked about Trump's post to Bondi, ordering her to put his enemies in prison immediately. Blanche was like "Oh gosh no, that clearly wasn't pressure on us to indict Comey.... Golly, where would you get such an idea from? We're just trying to keep Americans safe...."
  10. Earl Campbell, Dolly Parton, and Bijan Robinson are all still here. Theory denied.
  11. You don't know when the last time I heard it was. Maybe I recorded it and listened to it for a decade every night in a futile attempt to quiet the voices in my head telling me to do terrible things. Anyway, quite catchy.
  12. I haven't heard that in 30 years and I just sang the entire thing to myself. Best ad jingle ever.
  13. Which part? There were three pieces of information there.
  14. Is Mosley gonna be a super-sub kind of guy who can play all WR positions? Or is he outside only and competing with Jaggerson.
  15. So would Bondi, Patel, etc. Who all went from bloodthirsty to release the files to "SHUT UP SHUT UP WE'RE NOT RELEASING SHIT SHUT UP SHUT UP" on a dime.
  16. No kidding. I watched an SNL Weekend Update from about a decade ago awhile back, and there were ZERO political jokes. Zero. Imagine that happening now. And growing up in the Carter/Reagan/Bush years, you would go days at a time without hearing the president's name mentioned at all. Then when you did it was like "the president signed a bill or something today. Tomorrow he goes on vacation somewhere. Anyway, let's shift to sports, where....". I would give just about anything to go back to that.
  17. Vance was talking the other day about how funny Marco Rubio is. I guess selling your soul to the devil comes at a cost. Humor, amongst other things.
  18. I was thinking last night, "I'm not sure if either Jude Law or Jason Bateman has made a smart decision yet through about 2.5 hours. How on Earth have they managed to live this long."
  19. He only single-handedly got Trump elected president.
  20. The right is getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous.
  21. How much fucking money does Kevin Hart need?
  22. I KNOW MORE ABOUT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ALL THE DOCTORS. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT PREGNANT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ME. DJT
  23. Well, which is it, young feller?
  24. Donald Trump, of all people, screaming medical advice in all caps to pregnant women.
  25. Thru three eps of Black Rabbit. This show should be called "Jude Law beats Jason Bateman to death with a tire iron and solves the vast majority of his problems."
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