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Red Five

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  1. 77 million people voted for this.
  2. I never rewatch losses so I haven’t seen that since it happened. How much time was left at that point? Between that and the missed FGs… we really should have won that game.
  3. Think it tends to get this way in August. We’re like addicts who have been pushed past their breaking points.
  4. “…. and we can’t have a national election so close to the Olympics, so let’s just postpone that indefinitely”. Or something like that, probably.
  5. If Guilbeau is eligible then so is Cole Hutson, imo.
  6. Gotta be the camera right? Although we did have something about that shade in our end zones for about 10 years.
  7. How about Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping.
  8. *bunch
  9. Thread's been up a full day and not one of us can name a single quotable comedy made in the last decade? For comparison, 1984 alone gave us Ghostbusters, Beverly Hills Cop, Police Academy, Revenge of the Nerds, Splash, Spinal Tap, and Top Secret. For starters.
  10. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but what’s to be gained here? It’s not like there aren’t a billion copies out there to reference without going to this one webpage. Maybe this isn’t nefarious, this time?
  11. Did we ever determine if he really did say “face rape” on national tv? It sure sounded like it, but it’s hard to imagine anyone thinking that would be a good idea.
  12. Wow, guess I haven’t seen TDKR since Powell’s career took off. I had no idea that was him.
  13. Thinking about that note about the DBs and the second team. That’s something like Black and Roberson at corner, Mack at star, and Williams and JJR at safety. We could roll that out as our starters and be just fine. Insane depth there.
  14. It’s like the Legion of Doom. “Ok so our dear leader is implicated on documents, that we all promised to release, as a pedophile. So we should all just resign, right?” (enormous laughter all around) “Ok now seriously, how do we keep the President from being outed as a child rapist….?”
  15. I get him confused with his brother but wasn't that the idea when they signed? Jordan at RT and Devin at G/C?
  16. If you're wondering why Ewers has been catching shit all offseason, it's because a lot of people think we were better QB play away from winning a national championship, combined with his pedigree and who he had sitting behind him. Then he almost went undrafted. Argue it if you want, but that's the deal. Also, as discussed before, he was a solid but not great QB and we don't do that well around here. Like the same applies to Jake Majors but no one is arguing about him.
  17. Is it weird if my answer is none? Like if I'm going to watch a movie then I have already planned to do it. Chalk it up to streaming I guess, but I'm never just bumping channels and see that ____ just started on HBO and then I sit down and watch it. (And I would never watch a movie on TNT or any other station with commercials.)
  18. As luck would have it, I actually started season 1 episode 1 of this last night. I made it about three minutes before turning it off. I could just tell it wasn't going to be for me. So this tracks.
  19. I think the Weird Al movie is probably the funniest in the last 10 years, but it's not exactly quotable.
  20. So it's been another day. Any questions posed yet to anyone in the administration as to why they had the sex offender tag removed from Ghislaine Maxwell so that they could move her to a fancy camp with an open gate?
  21. Was fantasizing with someone at work about him tripping and falling off. “That would become the most watched video of all time. There would be celebrations where that clip is projected onto buildings in major cities.”
  22. So Trump’s on the roof huh. Just one normal fucking day. All I ask at this point.
  23. Yeah. It’s been almost a week though. That’s a hell of a case of dehydration.
  24. Was it booze related? Bobby said something about these guys “needing to take care of their bodies”.
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