Everything posted by Red Five
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That's quite the understatement.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Games matter or they don't. This is all so fucking stupid.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Then I am fully on board with cancelling the 2026 Ohio State game at about 11:01 a.m. central tomorrow.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"Sorry Texas, shouldn't have lost three games. Don't lose three games and bitch. That's the magic number, three losses. Fuck off." "Bama has three losses." "Oh well that's different gif."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It would be nice if we were all on the same page as to which games matter and which don't. Heather DinWhatever just predicted that BYU stays ahead of Texas. Has anyone looked at BYU's schedule? They beat one ranked team, #22 Utah by a field goal. They played two other games against a ranked team and lost them by a combined 50 points.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Well, you see, getting the fuck kicked out of you one day before the decisions are made just looks a lot better than losing in AUGUST by one score at Ohio St. Because Texas gets in over Bama comparing them outside of those two games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm going to be a little confused when Bama makes it and we don't, because it means getting blown out by Georgia one day before the selections are made is worth more to the committee than us losing by a TD to Ohio St on the road in August.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Herbstreit asking if BYU should get punished for getting their doors blown off today. Why do we even play these games? Let's just do computer simulations, and then select the 12 teams with the best records based off those simulations.
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Trumps War on Everything
I do like "It costs money to put people on trial so we should just kill them". It's really important to remember that we're just taking the administration's word for all this shit. The same administration that lies when the truth would serve them better. It's entirely possible that those two people we murdered were not drug smugglers.
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Trump’s America
I don't think I have any memories of believing Santa was real. I've always had a pretty amazing bullshit detector.
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Trumps War on Everything
How much you wanna bet those three all consider themselves super duper Christians.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If we played BYU next weeked, what would that betting line look like? If the committee isn't actually trying to select the 12 best teams, then they should probably let everyone know. So that we can cancel all of our marquee non-conference games and just do Rice, UTEP, Texas St every year going forward.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
He played this year like he had zero desire to be playing football. He had somewhere around 100 carries and I don’t think he broke one tackle.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Like say for instance if there was a 3 loss team who beat a 2 loss team at a neutral site by 17 points, and that 2 loss team got in and the 3 loss team didn't.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Do we just pluck that money from a money tree? And what's a "fair price" for a dude who looked like what Baxter looked like this year? Three dollars?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I haven't really been participating in this, mainly because for most of the season Texas didn't look like a top 12 team. But Tech getting in with two losses would make me go "Now hold on one damn second...."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Is Tech considered a lock regardless of what happens today? If they get in with two losses, then the committee should just say "we rank by win/loss records".
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Trumps War on Everything
Lying. Lots and lots of lying. These people never miss a chance to be absolute ghouls, do they?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I seriously think we could have given every non-Wisner carry to Colin Page and a couple of other walk-ons and the results would have been similar.
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Trumps War on Everything
"They were trying to flip their boat over so they could stay in the fight and shoot down that US aircraft so they could continue their drug smuggling activities and personally shove a bunch of cocaine up the noses of every child in America." - Tom Cotton
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Trump’s America
"allowed"? I bet they're one of those big freedom and liberty types huh.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
I wonder if the people "affected" are conscious, watching this all happen but unable to control anything (like Picard as a Borg), or if they're just shut off.