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Red Five

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  1. So you're telling me that in addition to a restaurant skit, there was a skit where Marcello screams at the top of his lungs while making stupid faces? Huh.
  2. Needs to replace the Will Arnett "Hello darkness my old friend" gif.
  3. Hey I don’t shit all over your goals.
  4. Well everything you have said recently is so measured and concise, it's hard to believe anyone could be confused.
  5. "King Trump" on the plane.
  6. When you account for the opponent, it's our worst offensive performance since the 59 yards against Arkansas. Wait, were those two games back to back, separated by an offseason? Holy shit, Shawn Watson ladies and gentlemen.
  7. This is a good point. 16 offensive points in our last two games (some gifted from defense and special teams, one game including an overtime period, etc) and ZERO turnovers. That's really amazing.
  8. Well, that's correct, but just not in the way they probably meant it.
  9. It's a tad bit more complicated than that.
  10. The defense that carries an offense throughout the season eventually crumbles.
  11. That's weird. The leaders of the republican party assured us that these were Hate America rallies that would be nothing but riots and looting and burning cars and shit. So strange.
  12. We could do this all day. It's a horrific combo right now.
  13. And there is no game plan for an OL that can't pass or run block. When you combine them you get an offense that scores 14 PPG against real college football teams (13 if you remove the TD that was gifted from the Niblett return).
  14. It feels like the two seasons should be reversed. Like he's not only regressed, but it's like watching a first or second year QB vs an upperclassman.
  15. That's surprising. I would have thought Michael Taaffe would have gone off on our dumpster fire of an offense, detailed which coaches need to go, and slammed his best friend sitting next to him. It's weird he chose a different route.
  16. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Drevno
  17. Honest question: Are you sure you are watching Texas games?
  18. It's funny that people were talking after the OU game how Arch had turned it around. Yeah he threw for 160 yards. He didn't play bad, but he was just a bus driver and didn't have many of those WTF misses. Which, is probably pretty similar to what we would get from Caldwell if we made the switch.
  19. There have been 3-4 games where I've looked at the game clock and said some variation of "Jesus, there's still 12 more minutes of this?". The offense is really just hard to watch.
  20. I remember bitching a few games ago how our entire offense was Arch trying to heave it deep. Pretty sure we haven't attempted a pass longer than about 20 yards since the Florida game. I don't think Sark has any idea what he wants this offense to be.
  21. This defense is probably better. That offense was probably better.
  22. That got our OC fired the next day. If I’m remembering the timeline correctly.
  23. I haven’t watched, but they had a skit set in a restaurant? Huh, that’s weird.
  24. That would be pathetic enough, if you meant Niblett on offense. Our offense was punt returns.
  25. Hey man, our offense tonight was Niblett on returns and Shipley. This is not the time to bitch about special teams.
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