Everything posted by Red Five
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
This is what I'm saying... they clearly aren't forbidden from killing, because they killed a billion people. That seems to be something ingrained in the fun RNA they sent us. So humans now (except for 12) are forbidden from picking apples, because that's how they've been programmed.
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Trump’s America
Criticizing policy is now considered anti-American, huh. Great job freedom lovers.
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Trump’s America
He called them “garbage people”. He called Omar garbage, and called her friends garbage. The president of the United States said these things. I don’t think he lost any support. The really frustrating part is that this is the easiest comeback in history and I haven’t heard it yet: “Her friends are garbage? You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.”
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
There are some trades I would make there potentially (RBs for some of those DBs) but overall good news.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
What parent would keep their children in this town?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
UCF sounds about right.
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Trump’s America
“Ooh it’s a lady. Hello lady.”
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All things SNL
I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Why are some of those teams declining bowl bids?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Turntine and Robertson. Also, we got Wright to decommit, which isn't nothing.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states".
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Maybe I’m off base here but I think the virus transmission they gave us instructs us to not kill, not pluck apples, etc. Not that the aliens responsible (or who/whatever) can’t do those things. If that makes sense.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Carlton will have an Alfred Collins-like career. He’s already over 280 lbs. He’s a DT.
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All things SNL
I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We can fix him?
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Trump’s America
I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That's quite the understatement.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Games matter or they don't. This is all so fucking stupid.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Then I am fully on board with cancelling the 2026 Ohio State game at about 11:01 a.m. central tomorrow.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"Sorry Texas, shouldn't have lost three games. Don't lose three games and bitch. That's the magic number, three losses. Fuck off." "Bama has three losses." "Oh well that's different gif."