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Red Five

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  1. Turns out it's easier to coach someone else's final four caliber team they assembled than to do it yourself.
  2. I used to have this stupid bit I would do, that was like "This just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of the time Obama did ______". I don't find it particularly funny anymore. Buuuuut.... just think. The same people who are totally cool with this above, and everything else, are the same people who were enraged that Obama walked off Air Force One holding a cup of coffee. And that he took a selfie in the Oval Office. I mean obviously they were totally full of shit and didn't really care, but it's still amazing.
  3. Well that sounds like best case scenario right there. Sign me up.
  4. "Let me check Surly this morning. See what's going on in the world." (reads this) If we survive as a country it will be an absolute miracle. And I don't mean in four years. I mean like by June.
  5. Kristen Wiig is aging very well.
  6. Yeah I think we split those six and finish 7-11.
  7. Maher's one on one guest tonight: Kid Rock. I stopped watching awhile back, but I might be tempted to tune in to that, just to witness the absurdity. With everything happening, that's who he's booking. Kid Rock.
  8. Hopefully he doesn’t blow it up like the American Nazis did in Man in the High Castle. Great show but I could not watch that now. We’re too close to it.
  9. It would be hanging over the program for an entire year. Everyone would know he’s a lame duck and we just kept him another year because reasons. I just can’t see CDC letting that happen.
  10. For whatever it’s worth, Nahlin said this morning that he thinks Terry gets another year if we make the tourney. At least in part because CDC isn’t crazy about the potential replacement options.
  11. “Titan Jumping”. Better even than Boobie Feaster.
  12. Enjoy Irving’s fruit head.
  13. Through episode one, and high school kids learning karate is still the single most important thing in the history of the world.
  14. When I was twelve, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida. Well, this thing could park a couple hundred warheads off Washington and New York and no one would know anything about it till it was all over.
  15. Give the dude a break. He's probably really hungover.
  16. So if Trump decides the Pacific Ocean should be called TrumpWater, we would all be expected to start calling it that?
  17. Well, you see, we elected a bunch of fucking evil and incompetent people who are now running our country, along with a real life super villain.
  18. I was referring to him getting benched.
  19. I always thought this was essentially a perfect movie... other than the fact that Marty and Doc stand in the middle of flames for about 10 seconds or so.
  20. Considering we finally bailed on Auburn, I’d imagine it’s either Will Stone or the portal.
  21. Honestly at this point he might need to make the Final Four. No one wants him back.
  22. Thanks Hedberg. Wtf is going on in this thread and who did the OP used to be?
  23. Tommy Lloyd vote here, if it's doable.
  24. Are we in a position where the richest man in the world can commit any crime he wants, and you can't charge him with anything because Trump will just pardon him? Edit: Not state crimes I guess, so not literally any crime he wants.
  25. I would assume there will be many cameos from people not on that list.
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