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Red Five

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  1. This is a hell of a lot more tasteful than that monstrosity we carved into our new end zone. Any guesses on the money involved?
  2. So those guard troops in DC will now be armed. This feels like they're trying to provoke... something. Because... reasons. It's not good, whatever it is.
  3. Nahlin said that Winston has returned to practice. That's very good news, as we heard he'd be out a couple of months last week.
  4. Texas 27, OSU 23 Manning, 278 yards
  5. There is something I find unnerving about looking at Keegan Bradley. I can’t describe it. Like something is just different. Uncanny valley, etc.
  6. There was some game thread I popped in on last season, where whoever ran for like six yards on one of their first few plays. Like eight different people said different versions of "This defense is fucking awful!".
  7. Miami can’t go into the season with that QB situation. Unless they’re tanking on purpose.
  8. Yeah the specific game threads become unreadable once the game actually starts.
  9. I think we normally have an all-encompassing Texas football thread during the season? I vote change the name to 2025 football season or something.
  10. I would bet a decent amount of money that he owns a huge truck and takes videos inside of it while wearing Oakleys.
  11. Bobby didn't answer that question either, and he is normally pretty good at that. Considering he also said that Brooks isn't getting any run with the first team at RT when Baker moves to LT, I think I may be onto something.
  12. From what I remember about Schiraldi, there is about a 500% chance he’s Dotardarian.
  13. Fuck Roger Clemens. He and Dotard are peas in a pod and deserve each other. (childhood Red Five dies a little inside typing that)
  14. I asked this question on OTF and I'll add it here. Is Nick Brooks serving an unannounced suspension for the Ohio St game? It would explain some of the reshuffling. Because he went from the backup LT in April to "We are definitely not playing him this weekend, to the extent that we're trying out fucking Neto at left tackle."
  15. I feel like we're getting a ton of pessimism mileage out of Goosby's injury. We're pretty healthy outside of that. Well, Mosley, but that shouldn't be a game changer. And if it is then that's a very bad sign.
  16. Oh, this "confirms" it Gym? That he did "nothing wrong"? Christ that is pathetic.
  17. Along these same lines, I'm not sold on Colin Simmons. Have there been any reports on whether he's worth a shit or not? Arch too.
  18. Mosley needs to return to practice Monday to have a chance of playing. I guess the same for Jonah Williams. Emari Winston is out.
  19. Yes. He is our backup quarterback this year. It's pretty outside the box thinking, but it just might work.
  20. It might depend on what Arch does. They'd probably want Owens back in a simulated "competition" with Lacey if Arch is gone, similar to the one with Card and Ewers. And I doubt they want Bell as the backup. Or they could just go get another Matthew Caldwell. Or just tamper with the QB of their choice and start him. Lots of moving parts.
  21. Not surprising at this point, but Matthew Caldwell got all the reps with the twos today.
  22. I liked it. Not as good as Get Out, or the one with the underground people.
  23. Dude was a safety in college, and at one point held the NCAA record for most INTs in a season. Even in his 50s, this is embarrassing.
  24. @Nicole44
  25. Every once in a while someone pops in and says something like "What are we mad about now guys? lol" or something. When pressed they take off. I mean, I guess you'd have to. There's no defending any of this in good faith.
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