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Red Five

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  1. That's not even counting Justus Terry.
  2. I once had a super Trumpy guy tell me how much he liked that movie, because it was obviously making fun of hysterical liberals.
  3. If they still teach history in the future, this period of American history is going to seem so fucking bizarre. "Wait, they did what? On purpose? Like, everyone knew who he was and he still got 80 million votes? Again?" "Yeah you got me man. Anyway...."
  4. Everything is horrific now, but at least eggs are now cheap and the Ukraine war was ended on Inauguration Day.
  5. Imagine the intellectual pretzel you would have to twist your mind into, in order to say "I'm voting for the twice impeached convicted felon and sex offender, because I don't believe he'll do the terrible things he says he will do."
  6. I know. It was just so insane and disgusting, I figured they might use the PS to smooth it out. But, why bother I guess. His cult followers don’t care and democrats are largely invisible and mute.
  7. I caught the beginning of Trump’s press secretary’s briefing. “Oh she’s probably gonna clean up the insanity that came out of Dotard’s mouth.” Nope. She started it off blaming the crash on DEI and Biden.
  8. I think we’re definitely in an alternate reality, considering the cars and tech, and the state that doesn’t exist.
  9. That was a very weird episode, even for this show.
  10. I was on a zoom call earlier, and there was something wrong with my microphone. I sounded all garbled. Someone said "You sound like RFK Jr."
  11. If they were all white men: "Oh well, shit happens. Moving on." If they weren't all white men: "SEE???? DEI!!!!"
  12. My first thought was "Those better have been three white men on that helicopter".
  13. Sure. They confirmed a Fox News host who gets blackout drunk all the time as Secretary of Defense, so why not.
  14. Yeah both were Thursday at 8 central.
  15. One way or another, I don't think we're gonna see four years of this. We can't survive it.
  16. Ah, reminds me of the Jake Raulerson days. Dude was like a human Rorschach test.
  17. Yeah, and that's really dumb, for many reasons. For one, we might actually want to take three OTs in this class.
  18. Missed it, thanks. So Trey Scott doesn't think 6'3.5" is tall enough to play tackle in college huh. How tall is the most recent winner of the Lombardi and Outland awards? Another great take is "Turntine will probably move inside because of Max Wright".
  19. The only place I've seen that is here, and just referencing "$9.95s" having said it. Maybe someone like Anwar floated it and people just ran with it? I don't know.
  20. We are probably going to add two more DTs from the portal.
  21. Name sounds like a Star Wars villain. Good offer.
  22. Wasn't Banks around 295 when he arrived here? It's not like we'd be playing Turntine at LT at 275 lbs. in 2-3 years.
  23. If Turntine ends up being a guard, I would seriously question wtf we were doing at tackle in the last class.
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