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Red Five

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  1. The differences between what Arch does well and what Ewers did well are pretty hilarious. Like if we could combine them, we would have, well, I guess we'd have something between Joe Burrow and Vince Young. I'm not sure how Manning can be so uncomfortable with short, easy throws, but he needs to get comfortable with them. We can't be in 3rd and 10 half of the time.
  2. That’s a top five VY play that everyone remembers.
  3. Haha, what's the excuse? "I was just joking"?
  4. Did I win? I think I won.
  5. Is that some inside joke from Vogel? If not, wtf.
  6. How long is this going to last? He was an early enrollee who is in his third year and has played a decent amount of college football. “Well in James Street’s sixth home start in 1969…..”
  7. IMO, neither does "being ready", or whatever terms we want to use. He's missing on what should be the easy stuff, by and large. Throwing 100 mph darts into the ground, intended for guys standing right next to him. He scored five TDs yesterday so we're definitely nitpicking first world problems here, but it is odd.
  8. Anyone asked a coach about this?
  9. What's more difficult, trying to watch/listen to Ian Boyd on a podcast, or trying to read his articles? You start in on one and by about sentence three you're totally bored with Texas football.
  10. Is there an arm injury that makes it easier to heave a 50 yard missile downfield than it is to toss the ball to a WR crossing about eight feet in front of you? He is having a very difficult time with that. It's like Bizarro Ewers.
  11. I promise I'm not being a dick but you know he tore his ACL during the OU game last October right?
  12. We may have seen his last meaningful snap, but he'll still get carries in mop-up time.
  13. "Cotton Spreyer and Limas Sweed!! Tony Jones and Lil'Jordan Humphrey!!"
  14. Weird game. We had about a five minute stretch where we scored four TDs. Outside of that the game was 10-7. 115 yards in penalties, an INT on the goal line, and capped off by the traditional Jerrick Gibson lost fumble.
  15. If we were getting five yards on plays where our RBs were getting hit two yards in the backfield, that would be pretty amazing.
  16. They are also some of the truly worst people on the planet, if that makes you feel any better.
  17. We are desperate to see a RB take a three or four yard run and turn it into a 15 or 20 yard one. Good RBs do that all the time, and we haven't seen anything like that. Three yard runs stop at three yards. Five yard runs stop at five.
  18. Haha, we got there fast with Clark didn't we. Admittedly, he didn't show much of anything in the way of... um... ability.
  19. Great thoughts, all around.
  20. That's your definition of "possession receiver"? Like Rocket Ismael, or Desmond Howard? I think we found the problem.
  21. At some point this season, I predict we see a black dude score a TD. 83 yard TDs.
  22. So he gets compared to Quan Cosby?
  23. If you woke me up in the middle of the night and put a gun to my head, and demanded that I name two Texas WRs who could not be more different, I might say Parker Livingstone and Quan Cosby.
  24. This feel like an early 2000s Greg Davis offense. Like with Chris Simms at QB, Ivan Richardson and Victor Ike at RB. A few talented but raw WRs. Talented TEs. Average OL. Of course we're talented enough to have good stretches against shitty teams, but it feels like it's not going to work against the better defenses.
  25. Think back what they did to John Kerry. And they embrace an actual draft dodger and noted coward like he's fucking Rambo.
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