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Red Five

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  1. I guess he made a song with Antifa? Like We Are the World, except with Dotard and Antifa.
  2. Trump 2024: Um, Taylor Swift? Elmo, or something? This should be a layup for the dems. Things are generally humming along and the Rs are going to be running a convicted felon. I look forward to watching the ways they screw it up.
  3. Wordle 958 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. "All these worlds are yours. Well, except Europa. Don't go there. Dicks."
  5. Kelce is a "Bud Light agent". Yes, Travis Kelce is the ONLY celebrity to ever be featured in a Budweiser advertisement. Is State Farm in on it too?
  6. How dare you you son of a bitch. I will have you know I occasionally do leg day.
  7. Me, minding my own business: ".... I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows..... oh god damn it Surly."
  8. I don't think I believe the people who say they would vote for Trump tomorrow, but not if he is convicted in one of his various trials.
  9. She is one of the most famous people in the world, is objectively attractive (how much so depends on your tastes) and is worth billions. These people live in an upside down world.
  10. I don't know which accounts are parody accounts. With "fucking Taylor Swift makes you gay" I'm assuming this is parody.
  11. When did Paul's writing stop being funny? He used to put out consistently funny stuff and now he's more Ian Boyd. Speaking of which, Barking Carnival still exists. And there are still ads running, despite zero new content since the 2021 football season.
  12. Through four episodes. Hilarious. Oh hi cousin Blaire.
  13. I don't mind Paul in video form, which is more than I can say for what remains of that IT crew.
  14. You are the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch.
  15. Shake it off. I liked the earlier country stuff more though.
  16. Wordle 957 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. That's about the same time I stopped voting republican too.
  18. Next they should try Oprah or Michelle Obama.
  19. I don't know guys, I think ol Marge may have the wrong idea about democrats. "You want an insane criminal conman too and you're just jealous because you don't have one!"
  20. People reading the history books: "But why was that even controversial, that the popular singer didn't support the crazy conman guy with all the felonies and sexual assaults who was talking about ruling as a dictator? Wouldn't that have been everyone's stance? In fact, how did he have any supporters at all? Some kind of mass delusion?"
  21. History books: "And then, things got weird. Really weird. Even by comparison to the really weird stuff that had come before."
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