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Red Five

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  1. The only heat stroke I’ve ever had in my life happened at a Texas football game. The 2021 opener that kicked at like 3:15 or something ridiculous. Mid second quarter: “Wait why am I cold now? And why am I so dizzy and nauseous?”.
  2. I’d settle for working water fountains. I searched for a while last year before finally filling up my empty bottle in the bathroom sink.
  3. When you consider the people involved, it might literally be the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't believe they filmed that script.
  4. It’s almost like that wasn’t the actual goal all along.
  5. Everyone seems to be sort of ok with it. I guess the real crime would be if Don Jr. had a laptop.
  6. I mean.... yeah? Duh? Kind of sucks that this even needs to be said.
  7. The first thing I notice is that he had eight kicks blocked last season.
  8. Spoiler I would like everyone to read the first paragraph, and remember that he had already been President for four years. Butterymales
  9. “Jordan! It’s about a golfer who hit the scene with a splash and immediately won a major. But he sucks now. Um, I should clarify that golfer is Happy Gilmore….”
  10. I don’t think it’s gonna happen here for Owens. He’s been recruited over already, before Bell gets here. And then we brought in a portal QB.
  11. I mean this guy just sounds like a real jerk.
  12. Oh hey white top.
  13. And it looked like they were waiting for him to do it. All of them just sort of standing there in the middle of the stage. Then he does his thing and they finally rush him off. Imagine if there were two shooters. Or three. Or five. In different spots. Are we to believe in the 10 seconds between being shot and propping him up where he had just been shot, they determined that there was only one shooter, and that he had been neutralized? And figured it was fine to just hang out there for a little while? None of it makes any sense. I hate saying shit like that because I know how it sounds. Occam's Razor and all says "extreme incompetence", and I'm sure that's probably the deal. It's just.... you know.
  14. I like Dia Bell a lot. Either of those would be great gets the year after Bell, because they're probably gonna have to sit for awhile. Philip probably came to a similar conclusion.
  15. Is the thinking that the 2027 QB will be either Houston or Rivers?
  16. My initial reaction was that Trump got the go-ahead from Putin to talk shit publicly.
  17. The fucking secret service agents stood him back up in the middle of the stage, right in front of the podium, in the exact same spot he was shot 10 seconds before. Just stood him straight up. In the same spot he was just shot. I choose to chalk that up to incompetence, but it really stretches believability.
  18. I hope every question she is ever asked for the rest of her life is answered with "Who cares, we're all going to die someday". Like, even by her doctors.
  19. "Well lets get grandma on Surly! She sounds awesome." (scrolling) "oh."
  20. As I understand it, the 2024 election broke down like this: People who follow politics through news sources: Harris won big. People who follow politics through social media, like facebook: Harris won by a small amount. People who don't follow politics at all: Trump won big. Like by something stupid like 30%.
  21. I'm being completely serious when I say I watched that thinking it was fake. But the replies are treating it as if it is real. Also, she's in a cemetery.
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