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Red Five

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  1. IMO, neither does "being ready", or whatever terms we want to use. He's missing on what should be the easy stuff, by and large. Throwing 100 mph darts into the ground, intended for guys standing right next to him. He scored five TDs yesterday so we're definitely nitpicking first world problems here, but it is odd.
  2. Anyone asked a coach about this?
  3. What's more difficult, trying to watch/listen to Ian Boyd on a podcast, or trying to read his articles? You start in on one and by about sentence three you're totally bored with Texas football.
  4. Is there an arm injury that makes it easier to heave a 50 yard missile downfield than it is to toss the ball to a WR crossing about eight feet in front of you? He is having a very difficult time with that. It's like Bizarro Ewers.
  5. I promise I'm not being a dick but you know he tore his ACL during the OU game last October right?
  6. We may have seen his last meaningful snap, but he'll still get carries in mop-up time.
  7. "Cotton Spreyer and Limas Sweed!! Tony Jones and Lil'Jordan Humphrey!!"
  8. Weird game. We had about a five minute stretch where we scored four TDs. Outside of that the game was 10-7. 115 yards in penalties, an INT on the goal line, and capped off by the traditional Jerrick Gibson lost fumble.
  9. If we were getting five yards on plays where our RBs were getting hit two yards in the backfield, that would be pretty amazing.
  10. They are also some of the truly worst people on the planet, if that makes you feel any better.
  11. We are desperate to see a RB take a three or four yard run and turn it into a 15 or 20 yard one. Good RBs do that all the time, and we haven't seen anything like that. Three yard runs stop at three yards. Five yard runs stop at five.
  12. Haha, we got there fast with Clark didn't we. Admittedly, he didn't show much of anything in the way of... um... ability.
  13. Great thoughts, all around.
  14. That's your definition of "possession receiver"? Like Rocket Ismael, or Desmond Howard? I think we found the problem.
  15. At some point this season, I predict we see a black dude score a TD. 83 yard TDs.
  16. So he gets compared to Quan Cosby?
  17. If you woke me up in the middle of the night and put a gun to my head, and demanded that I name two Texas WRs who could not be more different, I might say Parker Livingstone and Quan Cosby.
  18. This feel like an early 2000s Greg Davis offense. Like with Chris Simms at QB, Ivan Richardson and Victor Ike at RB. A few talented but raw WRs. Talented TEs. Average OL. Of course we're talented enough to have good stretches against shitty teams, but it feels like it's not going to work against the better defenses.
  19. Think back what they did to John Kerry. And they embrace an actual draft dodger and noted coward like he's fucking Rambo.
  20. In a 40, I'm taking Mitchell. In an 83 yard race I might take Jaggerson.
  21. Yeah, Gibson was bringing a little something different from the other RBs. But then he did what he does.
  22. So these are the messages coming from Camp Dotard today. We're going to war with Chicago and hey heads up we're just gonna steal future elections.
  23. Faster AD Mitchell.
  24. You could tell by looking at both that they are fine.
  25. That was the one where Arch was making a face like he was getting shot in the shoulder while throwing.
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