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Red Five

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  1. I completely forgot that he existed. When I first read that I wasn't sure who you were even talking about.
  2. It would be like if I believed in a magic book that said I should hate Texas football. And I didn't see the contradiction there.
  3. I think about it often. Probably at some point every day. I don't think it's healthy.
  4. Dr. Ronny Jackson: "Trump is in better physical condition than Lebron James and may very well live to see 200."
  5. Well, no one is perfect, apparently.
  6. I'm sure all the people who thought it was hilarious that time Biden lost his balance on a bike will also find it hilarious when Dotard starts falling all the time.
  7. It does. I'm ready for it to be over now. If it were any longer I'd bail here.
  8. Wordle 961 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. I don't know. The Ds could run Tom Hanks or Oprah and the Rs could run Jared from Subway and it would still probably come down to thousands of votes in five or six states.
  10. Maybe he means now. You know, after he’s destroyed all norms and turned half the country insane.
  11. I think Sandler was technically fired.
  12. "Can you rule out strikes inside of Iran?" "I'm not answering that question on a live television program." "So you're not ruling it out?" "Again, not answering that on tv." "Ok. But let me ask you this. Can you rule out strikes inside of Iran?" "I'll keep giving you the same answer....." I wondered if the teleprompter broke or something.
  13. Ask them if they're comfortable being a member of a cult. "You are, purposefully, wanting to put the guy who attempted a coup back in office. As a convicted felon. If he hasn't lost your vote yet, you are a member of a cult."
  14. Meet the Press opening: "Biden's poll numbers reach an all-time low and he is now trailing Trump by five points."
  15. Wordle 960 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Which parts are supposed to look alike? They both have eyes?
  17. Wordle 959 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. I seriously had someone tell me that they went around putting those stickers on gas pumps. The story ended with "But then gas prices dropped, so I stopped doing it." (blank stares, awkward silence)
  19. Huh. This one stings more than I would have guessed. RIP
  20. Family Business is owned by Jensen Ackles.
  21. Call it as taunting when it happens on the field/court. That's all I care about. Fans can do our hand sign and point it a different direction all they want.
  22. On one of those Jordan Klepper type shows where they talk with Dotard fans, one of them said there are currently two governments. One is the Trump one and is responsible for everything awesome. The other one is the Biden government, and it's responsible for everything shitty.
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