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Red Five

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  1. Oh hi Desi.
  2. Should probably start with the month of December.
  3. This skit is 12 years and about four Wes Anderson movies old now. Still applies, obviously.
  4. “I got a call from Congress” is hilarious. As he gets older he doesn’t even try sometimes.
  5. Doesn’t he come back and fight the anti-Christ? Like Batman in The Dark Knight Rises. I wouldn’t mind watching a fight between Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. Talk about ratings.
  6. I don't want anyone who uses that word.
  7. When there is a massive explosion happening just a few feet behind them, they take the time to slowly walk away and put on sunglasses or something.
  8. I'm not sure if we have lost one player in the portal era that made me go "Ah fuck, not him!". Maybe I'm blanking on someone, but that's pretty insane, considering how we have also been recruiting in this period.
  9. This is like watching that 77-0 OU/aggy game where you realize somewhere around 42-0 that you’re smiling and pumping your fist after every score. Then you feel shame.
  10. Still cannot believe that the senate confirmed a guy Trump plucked off Fox News to be Secretary of Defense.
  11. “Happy Juneteenth, especially to the radical insane democrats who….” It’s what he does.
  12. Good RBs are all over the place. Not the unicorns like Bijan, but KJ Edwards types. And we may still end up with him anyway, which would be hilarious and would make all this worthwhile.
  13. Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?
  14. 80 million people thought this was a good idea.
  15. A promising career cut short.
  16. We currently have six RBs on scholarship and not one is a senior.
  17. The only one in that category to really do it right is Top Gun Maverick. That is a serious outlier, that just nailed everything 100%.
  18. Well yeah, no shit? People think he is unfit? Fucking knock me over with a feather. Do these people have functioning eyes and ears or some crazy shit like that?
  19. I actually watched Walk the Line after I had already seen Walk Hard. I highly recommend doing it in this order, as it makes both movies funnier.
  20. (kill!) Ah, thanks Rambo. Didn’t know.
  21. I’m sure they tried, because every accusation. The sad part is that it probably wasn’t needed.
  22. I think we should schedule Maryland.
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