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Red Five

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  1. Watch us get to a point to where Stephen Miller is telling people to attack brown people at polls, and not to worry because there will be mass pardons handed out to these heroes that do so.
  2. Holy shit, Sark was just asked "Why is Arch's shoulder hurting?" He responded "According to who?" "Um, well he looks like he's hurting in pictures." "Well I don't photograph you guys when you're using the bathroom and ask why you're making those faces."
  3. I'm curious what the relationships on the court are like behind the scenes. If you're one of the three normal ones, how do you play nice with the others? Or maybe they don't.
  4. Where does that stop? "Sure the Chiefs beat the Eagles by seven in the Super Bowl, but they are a little too woke for my liking. So congratulations to the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles!!". Do we get that in our future soon?
  5. Imagine siding with this convicted felon and rapist and overall terrible person, over Tom Hanks. Also, is he suggesting that the Academy should give out their awards based on political ideology? And not on, you know, performance?
  6. Just as an exercise, what's our best five on the OL? You can go regardless of position. Goosby.... um, Campbell. Hutson? Then... um.... Hey is Nick Brooks' suspension over? I'd like to see what Robertson looks like at center and Kibble at guard.
  7. The first Superman movie is still the gold standard, and it was the first one out of the box. Not sure it's "genre-defining" but that's pretty crazy for a movie made in 1978 about a guy who can fly.
  8. I'm not quite sure that what he did fell under "official acts of the president".
  9. It's a weird disconnect. His last name is Manning and he's been in this offense for three years, and he's struggling with the easy stuff.
  10. Reminds me of the year, I think 2010, when Mack said that we need three defensive scores each game in order to be competitive.
  11. I heard yesterday that his approval rating is at 43%. That is just fucking incredible to me. Like if you were in a large room with 100 random people, almost half would tell you that they like what's happening right now in this country.
  12. The differences between what Arch does well and what Ewers did well are pretty hilarious. Like if we could combine them, we would have, well, I guess we'd have something between Joe Burrow and Vince Young. I'm not sure how Manning can be so uncomfortable with short, easy throws, but he needs to get comfortable with them. We can't be in 3rd and 10 half of the time.
  13. That’s a top five VY play that everyone remembers.
  14. Haha, what's the excuse? "I was just joking"?
  15. Did I win? I think I won.
  16. Is that some inside joke from Vogel? If not, wtf.
  17. How long is this going to last? He was an early enrollee who is in his third year and has played a decent amount of college football. “Well in James Street’s sixth home start in 1969…..”
  18. IMO, neither does "being ready", or whatever terms we want to use. He's missing on what should be the easy stuff, by and large. Throwing 100 mph darts into the ground, intended for guys standing right next to him. He scored five TDs yesterday so we're definitely nitpicking first world problems here, but it is odd.
  19. Anyone asked a coach about this?
  20. What's more difficult, trying to watch/listen to Ian Boyd on a podcast, or trying to read his articles? You start in on one and by about sentence three you're totally bored with Texas football.
  21. Is there an arm injury that makes it easier to heave a 50 yard missile downfield than it is to toss the ball to a WR crossing about eight feet in front of you? He is having a very difficult time with that. It's like Bizarro Ewers.
  22. I promise I'm not being a dick but you know he tore his ACL during the OU game last October right?
  23. We may have seen his last meaningful snap, but he'll still get carries in mop-up time.
  24. "Cotton Spreyer and Limas Sweed!! Tony Jones and Lil'Jordan Humphrey!!"
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