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Red Five

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  1. After a rewatch of last season I was less impressed than I was the first time around. The stuff he does well, we have other dudes who can also do that. The stuff he does poorly, is stuff we can't have RBs doing poorly and get PT. Maybe he's improved on all that, but if so we haven't heard anything on it.
  2. I got hammered by a few people when I suggested this would happen, about three months ago. "No no Red Five, that's a line that even the dotardarians won't cross!".
  3. The vast percentage of his idiot supporters don't seem to know it. Even though my dog can follow the logic train there. "Well yeah they were friends for about 15 years and they hung out all the time and yeah Trump was told he's in the files.... but why won't he release them?? Must be covering for Bill Clinton and Tom Hanks."
  4. Lowering prices was like half his fucking campaign. In fact he promised to do it on day one. In retrospect, he should have promised to end everything bad in the world on day one. Famine, diseases, all gone. He would have picked up more votes, and his voters don't hold it against him when it doesn't happen. Like when he didn't release the Epstein files because he didn't want to be outed as a child rapist.
  5. Oh god, Vance's VP pick. I hadn't considered that. Don Jr.?
  6. “We just have to trust the most untrustworthy person in the history of planet Earth.”
  7. The ol' Jags vs Spencer Shannon debate.
  8. Nothing will change overnight but Trump dying is the first step.
  9. Thanks Pete. Didn't know we'd need a third receiver in this game.
  10. This post actually changed my mood. If you care at all about the Texas football team you will either edit this post or delete it.
  11. November 2025: "Trump's destruction of the Statue of Liberty, and his campaign of violence against children and puppies, combined with the leaked video of him saying he wants to destroy America while pissing on the Constitution, has caused his poll numbers with republicans to drop (83-10 approve/don't approve)."
  12. That was a pass from Manning too. You can tell because Wingo is downfield catching the ball and running after the catch.
  13. I blame autocorrect. On my desktop.
  14. If he's really dying, what we need is for someone to get in his ear and tell him that the only way into heaven is to do a sit-down televised interview where he confesses all of his sins. "And then, Jeffrey Epstein and I took the girls in the back, and...." "You know, when it was first proposed to me to fake an assassination attempt, I was skeptical, but then...." "Of course I lost the 2020 election. I lost it badly. You'd have to be a complete imbecile to think otherwise...."
  15. Well first of all, slower please, I'm almost there. But next, I kind of feel like if that info was out there we would have heard about whatever his condition is already. But with this crew who knows. That diagnosis may have come from JFK Jr.
  16. She's not exactly gorgeous but man that's still pretty mean.
  17. It's not hard to imagine a covid-like event happening sometime in the next 3.5 years and RFK Jr. being responsible for millions of deaths.
  18. Aren't we all?
  19. Chris Hayes tonight: "Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Stephen Miller are going to burn this country to the ground so that they can rule over the ashes."
  20. She is as uncomfortable doing sketch comedy in front of a live audience as any guest host I've ever seen. Like, people who have never done anything like that before. Steve Forbes. Joe Montana. That sort of thing.
  21. Even with the partnership with Surly?
  22. Ok yeah not Heidi and her tits. That's a loss.
  23. IT has some team notes today. Nothing groundbreaking, but they did say that Cole Brevard has recently been elevated to first team at DT. I suppose with the either January or Watson.
  24. I am not a normal human when it comes to this stuff. Those words could never leave my mouth. Or my phone.
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