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Red Five

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  1. If hard proof of years of child rape doesn't snap them back to reality then nothing will. It will just be important to constantly remind these pieces of garbage going forward that they support Satan. An entire party who worships money and power, hates the poor (and basically anyone different from them), and condones child sex trafficking.
  2. Did I miss some hilarious news?
  3. "Trump can't be bought!" -tens of millions of absolute fucking morons who don't understand that he's the most buyable person ever.
  4. They are also required to explain any redactions, which they are not doing.
  5. He could be mentioned zero times in the files. How about just "he was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for years". They deemed him unfit for the presidency because they didn't like some things his pastor said.
  6. Proto-every accusation is a confession.
  7. 12 diet cokes, 21 cigs, and a shitpot of sugar. The other day I had one diet coke for the first time in forever, and half an hour later I felt sick to my stomach. I'm not entirely sure that John Daly is human.
  8. Do y'all remember when Patel testified under oath that Epstein didn't traffic girls to anyone but himself? What the hell was that and why did he do that? Epstein is the most famous sex trafficker in history. That's like saying "I have seen no evidence that Tom Brady ever once threw a football".
  9. DOJ now saying the letter from Epstein is fake. And in a "See?? Everything we release could be fake..." way.
  10. Then they actually read what was in the files. "Um.... never mind! Everyone fucking shut up about it right now! Epstein? Who's that?"
  11. Tim Walz retired from the military after 20 years. Big scandal.
  12. Well Trump did try to have him killed.
  13. His Howard Stern interview from a decade or so ago should be required viewing for everyone. Where he was asked "What's the youngest you would have sex with?", instead of replying "What a disgusting question" or something, he thinks for a second and says "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". The obvious implication is that he has had sex with middle school aged children, but would probably draw the line at 12. This interview was before he entered politics, and to my knowledge has never been used against him in any campaign.
  14. Very slightly tongue in cheek.
  15. "Can I get you anything? Fill up your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" "Nah I'm doin' just fine Clark..."
  16. They actually said "some of the documents". If they are 100% convinced that "some" of them are fake, then it should be pretty easy to let us know which ones they are, and also share the proof of how they know they are fake.
  17. Hey dickheads, maybe a heads up on which files you released are supposedly fake and which aren't? Are we just supposed to fucking guess?
  18. Me: "I'll turn on MSNOW and see if they're covering it...." First thing I hear: "Will all of this fuel new questions into Trump's supposed playboy lifestyle...?" I swear to fucking god.
  19. Remember when Trump, the FBI Director, and the Attorney General all got Boebert in the Situation Room, in a desperate attempt to not be legally obligated to release the files? Hurr durr wonder why.
  20. Also, if the DOJ is going to try this "Um, the stuff in there about Trump isn't true, ok?" shit then shouldn't they have to tell us just exactly what isn't true? And how they know this? Or are we just supposed to think every time we see the name Trump in there (tens of thousands of times) 'oh that's right, that part is fake' and skip right over it.
  21. I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections.
  22. "But why would Trump be blocking the release of the files? Who is he protecting?" -absolute fucking imbeciles. Roughly 79 million of them.
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