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BearMace

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  1. Only way the elevator contributed to his fail is if it accelerated after he jumped. I contend the lift did nothing. The floor was his enemy.
  2. Is agitation like I'd never hit a woman, but I'd shake the shit out of one?
  3. I'm ashamed that somehow escaped me as a possibility. Carry on.
  4. What's the third tiny trash can in the middle? Is there something beyond just trash and recycling?
  5. Sounds like Panchos, the classiest of Mexican buffets there ever was.
  6. This can't be real. Holy shit.
  7. People who don't enter a turn lane at the beginning, instead they cut across right up to the front while slowing down and blocking the through lane. Get the fuck out of the way.
  8. Synthol really shows the mental illness side of some of these roid guys. It doesn't remotely look good or real, and yet they somehow get addicted to it and keep injecting more and more until they look like a fucked up popeye dolls or some shit. Kinda funny how the only people they're fooling are themselves.
  9. That's hilarious. Gotta honor the sound guy.
  10. Daayum. That guy tried to tell the old dude he was gonna get hurt.
  11. Unreal. I'd hate to be the poor sap that had to sit next to him. Never fly back from Tahoe at the same time Burning Man ends. Filthy fuckers those damn burners.
  12. He got to keep the lava lamp? Crazy.
  13. torbush.gif
  14. BearMace

    Lulz

    I don't know shit about web design, but if that were my crown jewel I'd probably start hiring that shit out.
  15. That looks like fighter equivalent of a Pontiac Fiero based Ferrari kit car. Obligatory
  16. BearMace

    Gym Pet Peeves

    People who set equipment up to gain a mechanical advantage so they can use more weight, range of motion be damned.
  17. The multiple types of bullshit dried shallots really sends her spice quest to 11. Is she going to space soon? A doomsday prepper? Why do dried shallots exist, much less varieties of dried shallots?
  18. That's amazing. The sound that comes out of that dude! I kept starting it over at the 9 second mark.
  19. Damn. Knew this was coming, but fucking cancer? Fuck that. RIP Homie.
  20. So is there a consensus on the replacement for imgur? What works, is free, and preferably has mobile apps?
  21. Take your FlovaScotia first or you won't find it.
  22. Syndrome of the Downs edit: didn't read, too slow. I'll go with Syndrome of a Fetal Alcohol
  23. Tramp murals.
  24. Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.
  25. This. It's about that funk. You gotta wash your (gl)ass!!
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