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Treefidy

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  1. The connection is easier than 7° of Kevin bacon. UT had both Herman and Strong who coached under Meyer, who coached under Earle Bruce. After Bruce left tOSU he coached at Iowa State. Iowa state is in the state of Iowa, and there is your connection you stupid tee sipper.
  2. But here’s the thing. If ESPN had gone to aggy and offered 300M for their own network, they would have quickly declined because that wouldn’t be fair. Honor code and shit, right?
  3. I mean, we have some dumb fuck fans but they take it to the next level. Sips are going to come turn us in for cheating again, they are such a dirty program! tu only THINKS they have more money than any other SEC school, but it’s not true and not like it’s public info anyways. then that thing about muudhole prison rape porn and ass salt fights in the stands, holy shit.
  4. The icing the kicker rule in no way reduces the number of plays or makes it safer for the players. Shorten a game by 1 minute for sure. Does not affect the play clock or play count in any way.
  5. I say give UF/barn a go and swap for OU/MSU Helps keep barn from popping up for a serious run once a decade, also doesn’t allow OU to build recruiting ties to florida as fast. I think both are good for us. LSU and UF are founders with a lot of recent success so it’s hard to see the, getting the shaft while vandy and the Miss schools pretty much get their top rivals. Regardless of how we have perceived the SEC bias and favorable scheduling mechanisms, it’s obviously a well run conference or they wouldn’t have won 13 of the 17 MNCs. However scheduling shakes out will probably look a lot like your model and there will be great games on every week.
  6. Aggy delusion: Bjork made it an unwavering condition that the first tu game is played at the tackle box in exchange for agreeing to sign off on expansion and making it unanimous. Reality: You WILL sign, it WILL be unanimous, or you can grab your shine box on your way out the door. Also, why in the fuck do they all seem to think their Kroger remodel is the best in the country and untouchable? I guess they don’t get out much?
  7. At my daughters graduation party we got her neighbor to help out with delivering some tables and all he wanted was a case of natural light. I told him I would buy a case of anything, but he really wanted natty. So when I told him that I wouldn’t buy that and that he had to chose something else, he chose michelob. Surprised he didn’t ask for Salem menthol 100’s to go with that because that’s what my east Texas great aunt would have asked for.
  8. Bold move, after the limb breaks and he falls on top and accidentally rapes you.
  9. He may not know shit about fuck, but not necessarily for the reason you imply. I actually spotted tanked bevo leaving work today…..
  10. Ya but it was her it and he’s retarded, we don’t make fun of them.
  11. Bring Ohio State in for the second half so there’s some competition, and then frack the San Andreas until it gives.
  12. Not the best pic, there’s maybe 2 in that group I would take home at 2am. if I zoom out and squint, they look a little better.
  13. There’s a joke in there about pederast Day getting crucified, but I’m too drunk to find it
  14. Based on the lack of holding calls across the board this year, I think it’s just part of speeding games up and benefitting offense which fans find more entertaining… there’s still a few people who enjoy 7-6 snoozers, but most people are add and like wild games. I think footwork is even more important for OL because as long as you stay in front of your block you can pretty much hold all you want. The few calls I’ve seen this year were when the OL gets beat and grabs the defender from behind.
  15. Guess I’m the only dumbass in here who took a bunch of electives in astronomy in RLM. A 2;000mph asteroid would be named slowneal9aggy by default, most of them are moving at like 40,000mph of course mass (composition matters significantly, but 200ft diameter probably destroys the whole shitty town and ruins the day for a bunch of greater NW Houston suburban insurance agents day.
  16. Yeah, after 4 drafts and going on their 5th the staff has 2 LBs in the NFL. Meanwhile Sark doesn’t have any LBs in the NFL after his first year, though admittedly he’s got one going in year 2 (and likely another in year 3). Just doesn’t make any sense what so ever why anyone might think they could get developed at tu, mindbottling.
  17. All your aggy righteous indignation aside, sometimes shit happens. CSB/ Leaving Lake Travis years ago with BSC, driving her car back to west campus, 19 at the time. She gets violent, hitting and scratching while I’m trying to drive, and now she wants to drive, it’s her car. Pull over into a parking lot somewhere on 620, I get out and walk around, she slides over and locks the doors and drives off. So what do I do? What any sane guy would do. I throw my shoe at her car. 3 guys sitting around a truck bed drinking beer watch this go down and start heckling me so I walked over and hit the first guy. The fight ended when their legs got tired of kicking me up under their truck. I laid there for a while after they left, finally got up and walk/jogged down 620, down 71, then up bee cave to Barton springs. It took hours. Some girls took pity on me and gave me a ride from there back to west campus. when I get there my door is locked (never did, didn’t even have a key) and BSC was inside and wouldn’t open the door. At that point I’m exhausted and just want a cold beer and a bong hit. Well she dumped the weed down the storm drain and set the beer out in the parking lot for whoever grabbed it. Keep in mind I was 19 and that beer had been very tedious to acquire. Plus it’s late/early so the getting more ship had sailed. I finally convinced her to open the door, I walked past her and grabbed an arm full of her clothes from the closet and threw them out the front door. When I went back for a second load she started hitting, scratching, spitting, whatever…. Didn’t even feel it, just grabbed another load and tossed it outside with the rest. She threw a wine bottle at me and missed, smashed the mirror when it hit, oops that one would have hurt. On the next load was when she went to the kitchen and got a big ass butcher knife and she blocked the bedroom door which was my only way out. I still had a load of her clothes in my hands and I told her I would leave and she could get the rest of her shit and get out before I came back. She told me to put her clothes down and that I wasn’t going anywhere. So I dropped her clothes and punched her right in her forehead, she still managed to cut my arm pretty good in the process. She sat down in a chair still holding the knife with 1,000 mile stare. I took one of her shirts and wrapped my arm, left and walked down to taco cabana. It’s surprising that even at like 4 in the morning people at cabana will get up and move tables giving you a wide berth when you go in looking like you were just in a plane crash. I didn’t go home that night or the next day stayed with friends and when I finally went back, BSC and her shit were gone. Don’t know how the police didn’t get called, probably neighbors all passed out from drinking all my booze. Low point in my life, not proud of any of it, but saying never hit a woman under any circumstance is wrong.
  18. Not sure, but remember they can only take a small class because they are dumbfucks. Normally you would think he’s going to recruit very well and crush it, or at least leave the next guy with a plethora of riches. But free agency has changed all that so this should be an interesting case study
  19. Over a thousand guys entered both today. Some are looking to pick up more TDs, some looking to drop some STDs. Honestly I’m having a hard time figuring out which is who is what at this point.
  20. Nah, physical assault should be ok, like Kelsons hit on Klatt was felonious and I’m fine with it. targeting may have eliminated heat seeking missiles, but we can still get guys who make their guys quit football.
  21. He will just start posting as Joey Frozenwater
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