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Ignatius

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  1. Stupid question, but by ā€˜with beverage’ does this mean ā€˜alcohol’, similar to Bama? If so I’d be down for 2@$150 each
  2. Not unless you have a time machine and go back about 35 years…
  3. Beano was ABCs ā€˜college football guru’ in 1969 but I don’t think he was an exec. He felt strongly about that happening, and Roone Arledge (the god of sports broadcasting at that time) definitely leaned on him for advice. My favorite Beano story: when he was SID at Pittsburgh, he got a call early in August from a woman who wanted ā€œthe roster for every Pitt player, even the walkonsā€. Beano responded that a lot of them were just tackling dummies and wouldn’t she rather wait until September for the final roster? She told no, because she ā€œwanted to sleep with everyone on the Pitt team.ā€ Beno’s (alleged) response: ā€œOK then; in alphabetical order, ā€˜Cook, Beanoā€™ā€ā€¦
  4. Narrarator: He fucking thought wrong.
  5. Yormarks reception today, and the absolute refusal by all of us in attendance to let up, will be one of the memories this 50+ year Longhorn fan will take happily to his grave…
  6. On the tarmac in ATL about to depart… TEXAS!!
  7. Shouldn’t they just have a Teams call?
  8. Of Arch’s dick? Jesus, man….
  9. Yeah and whoever that blonde was at the Bama tailgate with her Gunnar button on was total smoke…
  10. Farmhouse is huge at Tech, if that’s an indication….
  11. You have to make sure that the TV you buy has an ATSC 3.0 tuner to pick up true 4K OTA. Plenty of new TVs can produce 4K resolution via the HDMI connection, but a lot of them still have ATSC 1.0, so you won’t get any better than 1080p OTA…
  12. Yeah Cola is a good time…
  13. Yeah, Disney is the only villain in this dynamic. Good call, Ace…
  14. Crabtree for me. Huge Oilers fan but the Chiefs loss the next year was tougher to take…
  15. Mark Cuban is a fucking genius…
  16. So true; Charlotte is the definition of ā€˜soulless’. I’d seriously live in Cleveland before Charlotte…
  17. ChatGPT still has some bugs…
  18. You smell like dogshit and your mom is ugly, you stupid motherfucker…
  19. You’ll hear that stupid shit constantly in the next two game threads regardless of opponent, circumstances, or outcome…
  20. Yet you take the time to post shit on a message board…
  21. Dallas was on Burnet just north of Justin…
  22. I think instead of learning the words to that shitty song I’m just gonna chug bourbon all week to the memory of Howard Schnellenberger…
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