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Fudge Nuggets

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Everything posted by Fudge Nuggets

  1. Things would be bad... real bad for a short while, but after "the initial purge" things might actually be better. Fewer jackasses running around would probably calm things down.
  2. I'm sorry your little incel Messiah got got. Well, not really.
  3. And if we see a decrease in gun violence we expand the program to confiscate every fucking gun in the country. I've often asked gun nuts if they would take a bet on whether or not gun violence goes down if all guns are confiscated. If gun violence stays the same or goes up, everyone in the country is given their choice of gun free of charge. If gun violence goes down, ain't nobody getting their guns back. No one is willing to hypothetically take that offer.
  4. What has to go through your mind to go down this road. "Hey, a prominent podcaster just got whacked down the road. There's an all hands on deck manhunt looking for the assassin. Yeah, I ought to grab my pellet gun and roam on down the street. It's MY FREEDOM!!!"
  5. Lot of people thought Luigi was an experienced hit man.
  6. Sorry, this story is experiencing technical difficulties. Our technicians are working to restore service as quickly as possible (actually they aren’t doing shit).
  7. Tastes great vs less filling
  8. You suck at internetting.
  9. And CK’s big ass head makes it easier.
  10. Almost like it’s a coordinated disinformation campaign run out of a Russian troll farm.
  11. Where did you copy / paste that from?
  12. Three guesses, first two don’t count.
  13. He's your god, they're your rules, you burn in hell. Fucker.
  14. The dotard is ordering all flags be flown at half mast over this cocksucker. Fuck me running.
  15. Winnie's too far east. I'll give you Dayton and you'll like it.
  16. Welcome to the leopards thread, fucker.
  17. This would do wonders for sec sec sec sec athletics.
  18. So only state-sanctioned doctrine can be taught going forward? Jesus fucking Christ. If one little snowflake gets butthurt, why doesn't she just drop the course instead of showing her whole ass and dragging the entire class into it?
  19. What a dumbass. You don't marry the sidepiece and if you do you certainly do it before she hits the sell-by date.
  20. I get it that not being on committees greatly reduces the grift opportunities and generally lowers the status of a Rep, but what percentage of the voting public knows what committees their rep sits on? I don't think taking away committees means jack shit in the big picture of bringing in new blood.
  21. Disabled vets are as bad as crossfit freaks about making sure you know their status.
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