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Parliament

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  1. They still could. Their brand power is good and I presume they have the cash and borrowing power to update their line. New S, 3, X and Y’s and a recommitment to charging networks. Drop the pickup, de emphasize FSD. Just lean in to making the best EV and the best EV experience. Traditional manufacturers are shrinking back from EV’s. Done right, Tesla can soak up that demand. At this point would making Elon walk the plank hurt the brand or business? Europe hates him. Crunchy (nttawwt) EV enthusiasts are literally rebranding their Teslas. The board follows whatever common procedure for dumping Elon, goes on a apology tour and launches some “re-engagement incentives” that are ideally cost effective. Bam. Tesla becomes the cool kid again. Re-emerges as the EV leader. They can do it. I know they can.
  2. Like if they made you show proof is vaccination to cross. Bam
  3. That’s worse than Tesla’s drop (so far).
  4. Mexico, if they’ll let you cross.
  5. A singular focus on EV’s mighta prevented this:
  6. Or just focus on building great EV’s. We forget how awesome the early Teslas were. Just expand on that and forget the stupid crap you did instead.
  7. Speaking of vax tourism. So I guess they disbanded that team of docs who guess the Chinese flu strains to build this fall’s vax around. Does that mean the pharma companies are just gonna guess, and make the best vax they can? Or that the flu vax won’t be available at all?
  8. https://www.valleynewslive.com/2025/03/10/brewery-selling-crate-with-enough-beer-last-4-years-amid-trump-tariff-turmoil/#
  9. Counterpoint: Elon's IQ is lower than any Trump IQ.
  10. You guys could start an OF account. Just sayin.’
  11. There aren’t enough American Twitter posters doing that already?
  12. He could just, you know, shave his face.
  13. Gonna affect enrollment when a buncha kids die. Dead children don’t pay tuition.
  14. That and take the money they have frozen in American banks. Ideally to buy weapons for Ukraine. But if he wants to use it against the tab they already have, that would hurt too.
  15. And 3% today. Tesla board loved by the sword. Now they’re dying by the sword.
  16. Europe share some of the blame as well. Many countries (Germany) haven't taken this seriously.
  17. God damn it you guys. https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/European-Leaders-Pressure-EU-To-Resume-Ukraine-Gas-Deal.html
  18. Friggen AI, man sry.
  19. And every board on Surly. It is the way of our day. Not gonna stop it.
  20. I really try to not be a hateful person. And in this case I continue to fail miserably. It is my failing and I need to stop failing. But right now my mind wants to see this dipshit get kicked out of the Whitehouse, Tesla, Space X, StarLink and everywhere else, in the loudest way possible.
  21. I think the above was fake. And the below is real:
  22. Sadly, yes.
  23. Inka, I think you're gonna need to change your avatar.
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