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Parliament

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  1. Oh you still would. So would I. So would we all.
  2. I mean, I had a hard time watching Roy and Dot checking out of the hospital and Dot writing, “Help me,” on the release form. That kinda shit actually happens.
  3. You’re bringing your felonious cousin-in-laws into your home? Just tell your wife no. At the very least they can stay at a hotel and come over for dinner.
  4. Tillman is worse because he’s not a cartoon. Put him in the real world and he’d still be a statutory rapist/abuser. Put Malvo in the real world and he’d quickly be arrested for harassing/trespassing/being a weirdo.
  5. What would it take to buy Surly and take it private?
  6. Buffalo Wild Wings went to crap when Arby’s bought them.
  7. The replies to that post are…exactly what you think they’d be.
  8. I can’t find anything about college cowboy shooting. Maybe it’s a club? Dunno. Regardless, there are some seriously good competitors out there.
  9. Also surprised there were some white people in there.
  10. So Tom Arnold's character has money problems and a wife who's cheating on him. Seems like a major security problem there. The Russians had a great angle to bribe him with. Plot hole.
  11. He's the #1 Hamas el hefe? Top dog? I though he lived in Dubai.
  12. We were also promised more nakedness from Ms. Pugh. Maybe there's a director's cut?
  13. That John WIck prequel is gonna be LIT.
  14. The Super El Nino got us this far without snow or cold. But all good things...
  15. You don't do everything Aggy does, and we're glad. You don't attend glory holes, screw sheep or jerk off in a mason jar.
  16. So their nuclear ICBM's would hit the lid and explode. LOL China.
  17. Aggy jokes never get old, but in other news… What kinda punishment is gonna come down on these gomers? Criminal charges? Loss of accreditation?
  18. If some Aggy ahole sold nuclear tech to a middle eastern despot, what’s the punishment for that? To live in College Station the rest of your life?
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