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Parliament

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  1. This guy seems like a real piece of work.
  2. If Russia is so worried about being invaded by neighbors, maybe they shouldn’t be assholes to their neighbors. But maybe that’s just me.
  3. Defeated?
  4. Aggy linebacker there.
  5. Might be a war crime and I’m cool with that.
  6. Fuckin' figgure it aut.
  7. They (we) make a big deal that Ohio State is like #130 on opponent penalty yards. Ie, refs don't call holding, PI, etc. on the team playing is. And our best DE, Jack Sawyer hasn't been held, according to the refs, since early October. I don't buy the idea that the refs hold us to a different standard, but the narrative is out there. Here's my take. I consider myself rather evenhanded. I'll let you decide: 1) Our OL was thin and weak to start, Then we've had two key injuries. We were able to patch it together for the playoffs. But a great defense can make them melt. Something to watch. 2) Because of that, Chip Kelly's gotta get real innovative. Figure out how to run the ball outside, screens, etc to get rushing yards somehow. We don't need a lot from our run game, just keep the defense honest. 3) Will Howard is good for two Will Howard Boner Moves (tm) per game. Against Oregon the first time he self-sacked himself on the last drive, then waited ponce second too long to slide for a FG attempt. He also threw two redzone picks to Michigan. If Texas can get pressure, he's gonna mess up. 4) Our defense is #1 in a lot of stats. I don't see us letting Texas get a lot of points. I'm far more worried about our offense. 5) Ryan Day makes some very odd game management decisions in big games when its close. I see an Ohio State blowout or Texas winning it close. One or the other.
  8. Our pets' heads are falling off!
  9. And the coach that started this run 20 years was a coordinator at Nebraska. Craig Bohl
  10. And don’t skip days if when you’re “sick.” If you aren’t puking or pooping your pants, go do SOMETHING, even if it’s light cardio. ”Don’t be a b*tch today.”
  11. That’s the University of North Dakota. Arch nemesis, widely regarded aholes and kinda racist. Lotsa guys who played 9 man HS FB. At least one occasion their entire starting OL came from 9 man.
  12. I’m guessing they have more money for coaches, facilities, etc. By FCS standards they have a huge following. They’re all ag schools (but not closet homos like Aggy) and that helps their following. And being 1-2 States away from a FBS or NFL program is good too. And they’ve done real well hiring coaches.
  13. Since 1965, NDSU has won 8 D2 and 9 FCS nattys. That’s 28% of the time.
  14. Not sure what this board's position on Lex Fridman. But here is with President Zelenskyy for 3 hours: Says he's going to Moscow next.
  15. Parliament

    Landman

    Classy
  16. I hope this thread doesn’t go CR. We’ll see. Seems to me like in countries w/o term limits, the popular leaders wear out their welcome. Thatcher, Bibi, Trudeau. As flawed as our American system is, the Presidential term limit is about right, imho. ETA If I were to change it, I’d go to one single 6 year term. Seems incumbents lose steam in their last 2 years. And a 1 term President who knows he/she has nothing to run for, nothing to lose, might be braver? Maybe?
  17. And Hugo Drax no less. The worst bad guy from the worst Bond movie yet. His decent has been notable. Started out as Tony Stark. Cool tech, hot babes. Then he became Justin Hammer; a tech poseur. He bought Twitter and became Elliot Carver (“Tomorrow Never Dies.”) Now he’s just a weirdo fascinated with space and making lotsa babies. Sad. And scary. What’s he gonna become next?
  18. In my experience, men's brains start slowly dying around age 43.
  19. Yogurt has added sugar? Gotta check the label.
  20. Dude has ice in his veins. Pretty sure a Millennial woulda flaked out long before he landed in the river.
  21. I'll add that my New Year's resolution was to cut out all they added sugar. No soda, no sugar in the coffee. Started a few days early and I'm already seeing results. And it hasn't been as hard as I thought; pretty easy tbh. Let's hope it stays that way. Kinda sad I didn't do this a long time ago.
  22. I'm a bit envious for the wonder you're about to discover. "It was consexual."
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