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Tigersnake

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Everything posted by Tigersnake

  1. Merry Christmas you resplendent, churlish guttersnipes.
  2. But look at all those winning seasons! ~TH
  3. Middle picture, I would have put the bullseye a bit higher---but that's a matter of preference.
  4. @JOSEYWALES66, I hereby invoke the Surly Charter, previously known as the Shagna Carta, and demand to know the name of your avatar. Yours In BDE, TS
  5. If your night crew pecker/clitoral energy chakras are misaligned, this will fix you up.
  6. No, it's a blues singer to me.
  7. Just don't see why this should be a continuing problem. @immamac turned a major shithole into this veritable Taj Majal in one night, with nothing more than three Mcribs a six pack of White Claw and a little black tar heroin. I'm even giving strong consideration to contributing my tree-fiddy in appreciation.
  8. Tweeting about the McRib? Surly, she's on to us!! Quick, straighten this place up. Somebody change the title of I'd Pee In Her Butt to Model Trains I Covet.
  9. I'm disappointed but not shocked that Little Big Man has received zero votes. Philistines. P.S.: Urban is a Longhorn
  10. I was just learning to speak Dangersnax when he disappeared. About as useful as Esperanto now.
  11. You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
  12. That's it. I changing my pecker's name to Katy.
  13. Narrator: " They didn't shut it down."
  14. So... he's the coach for simple farmers? Common clay of the Midwest...?
  15. I thank the gentleman from Minnesota for his kind invitation, though I regrettably must decline for COVID reasons.
  16. This is absolutely the longest I've waited to see a fisting.
  17. Texadelphia footlong with mustard blend. No ranch bullshit is fit to coach at Texas.
  18. It also seems strange that this cabal is full of Democrats so evil they drink the blood of sex-trafficked children, but they never do something like poison Mitch McConnell or kidnap Sheldon Adelson. Too hopped up on kid blood to think strategically I suppose...
  19. Not infiltrating the military was a bit of an oversight I'd say.
  20. Man, these guys are good. It's going to suck when they stop being rebels and go back to working for the Empire.
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