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Tigersnake

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  1. Great podcast gentlemen, thanks!
  2. Perhaps this is too technical a question as the collectivization of our assholes is in the brainstorm phase, but what would the maintenance fees be in the proposed Surly Asshole-Share program and what time of year might I expect to use the Surly Asshole? I know that's two questions but the concept has me quite excited.
  3. Yeah, don't knocker. I'll show myself out.
  4. Excellent. Got 'em shaking in their crocs.
  5. I'm just here to say:
  6. Tomi Lahren would get it in her ear hole.
  7. And don't be too nice, like the hand on top of the head as they put him in the back of the squad car. Trump doesn't like that as I recall.
  8. Fuck yeah, that mucilaginous pussy ass lizard person. Most punchable face in the universe. Take donations to the Treasury for the right to punch this face, we'd solve our national debt problem in one week.
  9. Greenspoint, that lucky bastard.
  10. I do not believe the drapes match the carpet. NTTAWWT
  11. Don't get me wrong, Higgins is great but he's due a bad game every time Magnum fucks up the wine inventory.
  12. I'd like to make Mrs. Mohns username correct...
  13. In the name of the Father, and of the Spawn, and the Ghost of Tom Joad, Amen
  14. Me too, senor. Just one lady, but everyday is like a panty avalanche. They fling 'em from everywhere (not really).
  15. At this time, maybe I'm happy for the assistance of Fredo Sexton. But, I could see him taking a little fishing trip in the future.
  16. Where's your bird figurine? Nice try. Still, Hook 'em.
  17. My only issue with Gideon is all of those years coaching on the field leading to early onset of burnout.
  18. SIAP: you're going to NEED some butt-rest.
  19. Well, she let you nail her on the couch. There are worse things than being relegated to a pull out, like children possibly. Get drunk and talk politics, that always cheers everyone up!
  20. Merry Christmas you resplendent, churlish guttersnipes.
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