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Tigersnake

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  1. "Don't go to Texas, you'd have to live in racist Austin. Come be with us in the multicultural shambala of Norman, Oklahoma or Waco, Texas." If that pitch works, the kid has some developmental delays that the UT Ed. department is not qualified to help with.
  2. Wow, I guess I didn't know all there was to know about The Crying Game.
  3. Just seeing this today. Read the first two or three pages, and then fast forwarded to around the time of the bridge crash. Glad you're going to be back in the saddle for Great American Adventure Season Two.
  4. "Jimbo and Aggieland is a dangerous combination.." I mean, once recruits learn that can play for Jimbo AND be able to eat at any chain restaurant they want in a cultural wasteland, WHILE also being able to be around chunky small town girls who chew Garrett and wear overalls and camo crocs...well, look out Nick Saban.
  5. My god, @Texifornia, a good heroin dealer knows how to nurse his addicts along. Before my first taste of your aggy tears, I was living beneath a veneer of middle class respectability, now I'm laying face down on a pee and bloodstained mattress, I smell of another man's feces and I have no workable veins left. The tears are just getting injected directly into my jugular and it's horrible... These are from Sunday, do you have any that are fresher?
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  7. Re: ridiculous financial commitment: As the genius football mind SEAL once sagely opined, "You're never going to survive unless you get a little bit crazy." I'm just glad we barged into the asylum, stole Saban's tapioca pudding and slapped his favorite candy striper on the ass. LFG.gif
  8. A ginormous circle jerk with only one spot behind Nicole44.
  9. The alternative spelling brings to mind uncontrollable and endless flatulence combined with consistently bad luck---an accurate description of the last 11 years, but maybe not the best slogan to start with going forward. Neg away in good health, for grammatical alignment!!
  10. I'm not a cardiologist and I didn't stay in any budget friendly hotel last night, but I believe I can 100% confirm a arteriosclerosis diagnosis.
  11. Guilty. "Check out my glizzy, fellow fuccbois!".
  12. Perhaps this is too technical a question as the collectivization of our assholes is in the brainstorm phase, but what would the maintenance fees be in the proposed Surly Asshole-Share program and what time of year might I expect to use the Surly Asshole? I know that's two questions but the concept has me quite excited.
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