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Tigersnake

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  1. Love it, if true. However...it also sounds a bit like the very beginning of an aggy spirit Penthouse letter. To be truly equivalent, though, it would need three or four more long paragraphs culminating in Bijan happening across a group of servicemen and women lowering Old Glory, whereupon he stands at perfect attention, hand over his heart, and when the flag has been put to rest for the evening, Bijan begins to sing The Eyes of Texas in a perfect soprano like young Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun...badda-badda everyone who witnessed this became Longhorn fans for life forsaking all others. THE END
  2. What are the whitest three public universities in the country, Alex?
  3. It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.
  4. Nice podcast. Listened this a.m. while on KP duty at the casa. Kudos to @slorch for being a good sport even though all his corches are belong to us. @shadow_operative thanks for the roundball insights. I haven't been this invested in Texas basketball since TJ Ford's freshman year. Really excited to see what they are going to Look like. @RGBIII, that crawfish sushi roll sounds horrendous but, because you are likely neck deep in cotton candy smelling tittays right now I accept that you don't care to hear my opinion. @immamac, thanks to you as well for keeping this rickety prisoner ship of degenerates and imbeciles afloat <Richard Gere I've got nowhere else to go. gif>.
  5. I'm kind of new here but why hasn't anyone made a joke about the unavoidable outcome of Vic ending up a one armed billionaire? Do better.
  6. Great podcast and awesome interview with Nate Boyer. Have to go find a picture of Lincoln Riley's BBQ now. OU sucks, Hook 'em.
  7. Rated X is where they really burn some calories.
  8. Arizona just fired Sean Miller. Maybe they'll hire Mark Adams away from sand aggy?
  9. Not quite ready to declare my support for a lifetime contract, but Lordy B Gonzalez this feels like a pretty good start.
  10. Beard seems like the kind of dude who won't let his team be shocked by the degree to which they are passionately hated. He'll have them itching' for a fight, which would be a welcome change.
  11. Dusty Womble is the abso-fucking-perfect name for a Texas Tech BMD.
  12. Jesus. aggy delusion is without limit. MUST GET VIC NOW! Sorry, Jethro, all your Vic are belong to us.
  13. Great interview. Nice save after he called Strong an angry little midget and the college guy sugar baby revelation was also illuminating. Why didn't I think of that when I was in school?? Sheer lack of enterprise, I suppose.
  14. "Don't go to Texas, you'd have to live in racist Austin. Come be with us in the multicultural shambala of Norman, Oklahoma or Waco, Texas." If that pitch works, the kid has some developmental delays that the UT Ed. department is not qualified to help with.
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