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Thetexashammer

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  1. How are the is quarantined Wuhan residents going to eat? Are they ust delivering food and gas and evrything else just like normal? Doesn't critical infrastructure start to fail at some point?
  2. Joe will probably make a bunch of money off this.
  3. On the one hand, lounge access is huge. I've been stranded plenty of times in various places and it was a miracle. On the other hand, if it all works out, I don't really need it. Regardless, I'll have a platinum card soon and it should help with a bunch of international travel. Sucks that the Uber credit is only domestic.
  4. They just beat us 24-10. I am sure I watched every second of the game, but I can't remember any of it. What went wrong? How did this evil happen?
  5. The dude is eleventy billion times more personable the Hillary ever was. Sadly, his brain is fried.
  6. Anywhere not named College Station is better than Ohio.
  7. We were ninth in the conference in sacks with 22, with Baylor leading at 43. We had ONE SACK against La Tech, five against Utah which is more in line with our talent. I mean I understand you have to balance attack versus contain, stop the run game etc., but so does every other team. We didn't produce results in Orlando's scheme, for whatever reason. Also, to state the obvious, players want playing time.
  8. I guess Brisket has lots of practice at proper blowjobs.
  9. Yes, but they are going around using their Royal titles to beg for voiceover jobs. Traditionally, the royalty looked down on "work". It's a philosophical thing. You can either be above it all, or down in the muck with the commoners. They've clearly chosen muck. Though at the same time, their decision is partly motivated by this cultural thing where people view themselves as "global citizens". Either way they're pointlessly shitting on their own family and tradition.
  10. He gone, for which I am infinitely grateful. So..........
  11. Being a fake Royal isn't for everyone, but they could've done a better job of hiding what shitty human beings they are.
  12. Don't expect "Fair and balanced" on MSNBC. Or judging by their years and years of dedication to a hoax, don't expect truth either. https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-host-lawrence-odonnell-accuses-cnn-of-helping-trump-spread-lies
  13. So I made the Egg Cups. Did bacon and cheese and then feta with cranberry. Decided to do more. Did pesto, tomato sauce, curry, and the best one was goat cheese and smoked salmon. I'm fucking full. Salmon tasted best, pesto looked the coolest because it was green. Curry was good too.
  14. He's cultured, he makes yogurt from his vagina.
  15. Bro, that's bullshit. Let me tell you why. You are obviously an amazing cook. The shit you were doing down there was exactly what I've always thought should be done with BBQ. BBQ, by itself, is somewhat off putting to many people. Most places serve shitty sides because they can't cook. You're kinda the opposite of that. Your talent is masive, the food you put out is amazing. What you do is completely family friendly and marketable. You need an organization to scale, memorialize, and monetize your work. You are the back of the house, the talent. Don't quit. Save every scrap from Instagram, Daniel Vaughan, press clippings, etc. I know you feel like shit and want to quit. But is takes fifteen years to become an "overnight success". You need to know what the next step is. And that's scaling up. Prepare to market yourself and your product. You need capital to purchase a location with guaranteed traffic. What capital will want is a unique product to guarantee success and grow the business. You can give them that, and you'll get ownership. Being undercapitalized is a bitch, but even worse would be walking away from what you've learned. Take what you've done and leverage it, scale it up. That is the path to success.
  16. Call me crazy but it does seem like you could do both.
  17. Breaking news! Bob Dole is, I shit you not, still alive.
  18. If anything, he's Screamin A Smith. Dude never talks in a normal tone of voice.
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