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AnotherLawyer

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  1. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I disagree that asking the best D in the country to stop an offense with an upper-tier RB and a scramble-capable QB but without its top receiver was entirely too much. What was entirely too much was expecting the OL to try to block small, quick DL for slow-developing plays with Ewers's back to the defense half the time and without utilizing the TE until the end of the game while trying to throw deep out of the same formations we always throw deep out of. When Auburn missed that first FG, you could see Ewers give Sark a look that I think has more to do with Sark's play-calling than Auburn missing. If you think about it, Ewers's game-saving heroics and some of the bigger plays in previous games have been Ewers recognizing something in the D, checking out of Sark's play call, and adjusting the blockers. I know Sark is an offensive genius and QB whisperer, but that look on Ewers's face was telling.
  2. You're not the only one brother. My direct report group is me, two Pork grads, an Ole Miss grad, and a Georgia grad, and my boss's boss is a Bama grad. Thankfully, no aggy and my boss is a Texas grad. They've been talking shit for three years and we've been giving it back to them the last two weeks. It's cathartic.
  3. @chainsaw it makes me sad for you having to suffer from the incurable condition of being an insufferable bitch.
  4. If Sark would stick to the intermediate stuff, Ewers throwing a keep-them-honest deep ball every once in a while would be far more effective.
  5. Only I can beat up my little brother. I’ll kick your ass if you try it.
  6. Why don't you cockgobblers throating ASU and that Ice Age dude go to the fucking ASU board and do that shit? Fuck them and fuck you, too. And you bitches saying Ewers got outplayed? 20 for 30 for 322 and 3TD with ZERO fucking running game, got Sideshow Bob in position to win the fucking game despite Sark's shitty playcalling, and throws the game-tying TD and the game-winning TD. Shove your balls up your own asshole and run dick first into a goddamned fire.
  7. I don't think he said what you think he said. Maybe take a Xanax or something.
  8. Meh. There are a lot of people for whom that wouldn't affect their lives either. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
  9. Does he really have to say VY stands alone? Jesus tittyfucking Christ.
  10. Pavia's mom can suck my cock.
  11. Okay, let’s. That wasn’t the fucking point.
  12. So FUPM was criticized on Hornfans and Shaggy and Surly for being a CEO and not an Xs and Os coach and now Sark is being criticized for being too much Xs and Os and not enough of a CEO. Not only does the QB have to have a perfect completion percentage with at least 3 passing TDs, but the RBs have to rush for 100+ and 2 TD each with no turnovers, the OL has to allow no sacks or meaningful penetrations, the receivers have to each record 100 yrds and a receiving TD, the defense has to force TOs and hold the opponent to zero while never missing a tackle, ST has to force TOs while committing none and block punts and have return TDs, while HC needs to be an Xs and Os guy but not too much, and we need to win every game 146-0 after giving PK a couple of throwaway FGs just so he has meaningful gametime practice. Y'all deserve Charlie Strong and Garrett Gilbert. Even Mensa was too good for you.
  13. That is 100% unadulterated complete bullshit. We've had generational QBs on paper and on the field and it's a moral tenet of Longhorns By God Fandom, and it will happen to Arch, too. Put Simms In was not only a thread on Hornfans when Applewhite was tossing INTs, it was a username. Then someone made Put Applewhite In when Simms threw his first INT. VY to WR. Chiles Should Starts. We've had generational, nationally-hyped QBs on paper and on the field in the last 30 years and the one consistent holdover from pre-social media days has been that Horns fans love the goddamned backup. The only way Arch gets a certain level of pass from the fans will be if he never loses a game. Texas is 23-4 in the last two years and you'd think it was the opposite from how the sky seems to be falling on Surly. Edit: you can go back and read the ULM game thread to see how short that leash was already. 4 TDs against UTSA meant Ewers was riding the bench...then 2 INTs against ULM and everyone was hoping Ewers was healthy for 0u. You've got a short fucking memory.
  14. VY to WR was a thing. When Arch starts, at least half the idiots will be clamoring for whoever the backup is. There’s nothing more historically consistent in all of Longhorn fandom.
  15. Look,Sith horn, why don’t you fuck off back to your pet tarantulas and/or snakes? I wasn’t responding to your mom’s basement ass in the first place.
  16. “I don’t need to prove it”…so clearly JAG who doesn’t know Jack shit just like the rest of us. QBs get replaced mid-season all the time if they’re ineffective. If Arch was showing he was going to be more effective than Ewers at getting Texas to the CFP and national championship, he would be QB1.
  17. Remember when people were digging for their pitchforks for John Chiles over Colt, or VY to WR? Arch didn’t do shit against Georgia and he hasn’t done anything in practice to displace Ewers. We’re still 9-1 after losing the RB many considered RB2 or RB1-b with that little bitch at Okie Lite, and literally every team who plays us knows we don’t have RBs that can consistently keep the secondary honest with Baxter rehabbing his knee…so they’re often in deep thirds (which you don’t see from your couch) because they know if they let Texas go deep, they’ll be playing from behind against the Texas D.
  18. And no one else will, either. This thread is Stupid Shit Central.
  19. Also a good title for this thread.
  20. Hey...remember when the little bitches on this thread threw perfect TD passes for the Horns in any game, much less a game we cakewalked through?
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