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ChiTownDoc

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  1. Infuriating. I hope he dies a slow, painful death. Preferably soon. I guess I’m ok with fast. But the rest of that fuckhead needs to die, either way. God damn POS knows we can handle the refugees with a smile on our face around here, so he goes out of his way to not let a soul know. Again, die you stupid gimp motherfucker.
  2. I hope Michael Bay is busy producing ‘Ewok in the Desert’.
  3. Pete jokes around but he’s a much better coach than he gets credit for.
  4. Mayfield is barely a top 40 QB but he’s miles ahead of Russ and costs the minimum. Denver set themselves back a decade with that trade/contract. Yikes
  5. Had no idea you frequented secret squirrel. Thought it would offend your sensibilities. Merry Christmas
  6. Then you have the hot to crazy ratio. At some points it’s worth it - according to my penis. This bitch is NOT worth it.
  7. So salty. Lol. That’s what St. Bart’s new years is for. Amateur. I thought you were surly 1%?
  8. As a kid in buttfuck, OK we heard the neighbor got a Saturn. Well, this was obviously well before the internet…all I knew is that sounded like a really fucking cool car. We go running outside and I see this small yellow piece of shit. I never even cared to see how loaded it was. I wonder if closetohumping was my fat drunk neighbor…
  9. I’m drinking and I’m a sooner. No way I pick up on that distinction. Carry on, friends - I know you will. Can someone tag that genius loop1607 back in? His takes are the hottest.
  10. You should make some eggnog with it. The wife will. I’ll have to stash some of it before I’m totally wrecked.
  11. Well that’s a complement, sir. Just a great time of year to get smashed at home and watch surly do what it does best…bitch and moan.
  12. Haha, it’s all in good fun. The very best shit isn't worth what they’re charging. Just glad I’m past the collecting phase and down to the fun part.
  13. I love it when you assholes hate eachother more than me. This news leaves me deeply…gruntled.
  14. Built up for years. And I drink a decent amount but when you’re hell bent on collecting it adds up. Plus I do most of my boozing outside the house. There’s some bars/restaurants around here that gift their favorite customers allotments of the good shit from time to time. Of course, I never say no because it’s close to retail. Just stash it all over. Well when we sold our place in miami some of the boxes got mixed up with our Christmas shit. Wife tore open a couple boxes w nothing but Papi. Gonna get smashed next few days and see what I can empty with my old man. Merry Christmas assholes
  15. That’s definitely fair. Thing is I was already checked out under LR. Have plenty of shit in real life to keep me entertained. And when I invest time and money on 2C and hookers it really never disappoints. The polar opposite of OU football. Unless you win it all, you’re disappointed. No thanks.
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