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ChiTownDoc

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  1. As a kid in buttfuck, OK we heard the neighbor got a Saturn. Well, this was obviously well before the internet…all I knew is that sounded like a really fucking cool car. We go running outside and I see this small yellow piece of shit. I never even cared to see how loaded it was. I wonder if closetohumping was my fat drunk neighbor…
  2. I’m drinking and I’m a sooner. No way I pick up on that distinction. Carry on, friends - I know you will. Can someone tag that genius loop1607 back in? His takes are the hottest.
  3. You should make some eggnog with it. The wife will. I’ll have to stash some of it before I’m totally wrecked.
  4. Well that’s a complement, sir. Just a great time of year to get smashed at home and watch surly do what it does best…bitch and moan.
  5. Haha, it’s all in good fun. The very best shit isn't worth what they’re charging. Just glad I’m past the collecting phase and down to the fun part.
  6. I love it when you assholes hate eachother more than me. This news leaves me deeply…gruntled.
  7. Built up for years. And I drink a decent amount but when you’re hell bent on collecting it adds up. Plus I do most of my boozing outside the house. There’s some bars/restaurants around here that gift their favorite customers allotments of the good shit from time to time. Of course, I never say no because it’s close to retail. Just stash it all over. Well when we sold our place in miami some of the boxes got mixed up with our Christmas shit. Wife tore open a couple boxes w nothing but Papi. Gonna get smashed next few days and see what I can empty with my old man. Merry Christmas assholes
  8. That’s definitely fair. Thing is I was already checked out under LR. Have plenty of shit in real life to keep me entertained. And when I invest time and money on 2C and hookers it really never disappoints. The polar opposite of OU football. Unless you win it all, you’re disappointed. No thanks.
  9. Agreed. That’s why I’m far from jumping on the BV bandwagon. I have faith Joe C will get it right. Then again, I’ve given more to the evil bastards down there in Austin vs the supposed good guys in Norman, so I probably don’t really care that much. From afar you see two very similar programs right now. Would be nice to see top 10 matchups in Dallas again.
  10. ‘I don’t even have 100k to my name!’ *posts 250M bond Seems legit.
  11. He may not be the dude but we won’t suck as bad or as long as you guys. THAT was brutal. Woof. Joe C won’t fuck up 3-4 in a row or whatever you’re on.
  12. Only thing she forgot is the blowjob and yet you still call her hapless. Damn.
  13. Was gonna say the problem with McDonald's isn't the employees, then someone came in off the top rope with 'I eat there everyday, often multiple times a day'. This place never disappoints.
  14. It’s great because the refined part will win back some Wall Street types who were too cool for the white trash bastard that trump is. No ketchup on their steaks and their suits are from saville row, not Joseph A Banks (although when you shit yourself with such frequency the 8 free suits come in handy). BUT, in winning those types back, you’ll lose the ‘he talks like us!’ crowd - Lose/lose. Bring it on.
  15. It’s the opposite of having two QB’s. If you’ve only got one plane, you’ve got none. Niceeee. Jokes aside, I’ve poured almost all of it back into a roll up so I’ll either have a shiny new G6 in 24-36 months or be an A lister again. Been there before and I survived just fine. A sense of humor and booze will carry me through.
  16. ‘Handle being mediocrity’. Lol It’s not THAT bad yet. Many are doing just fine. I guess if you’re a typical mouth breather that hangs on to everything your football team does… then yeah, no doubt. But the OU mouth breathers will just start celebrating winning the ‘crootin battles like certain other mediocre teams have done for years (aggy, right?). Losers, the whole lot of ‘em.
  17. I did turn down the turquoise tiffany 5711 for 1M. Looks like that cost me a couple million. Live and learn. Buy stupid shit. Profit https://www.gearpatrol.com/watches/a38438709/patek-philippe-nautilus-5711-tiffany-blue-watch/
  18. I think this could be the second greatest heel turn in sports history. I mean, we can all agree on number one*. My body is ready. *The incredible moment Hulk Hogan shocked the wrestling world by turning heel. Hulk Hogan shocked the United States to its core in 1996 when he turned heel and joined the New World Order.
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