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Helobious

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  1. Those seats cost 17 million a piece and most of those people hang out in the lounge anyway
  2. Your moms house
  3. The RGV is behind the Yankees. Aaron Nixon is still in the system.
  4. Late-season Helo Poll: 1. PSJA North (6-0): They’ve been all business this year, methodically suffocating their opponents. Including a dominant win over Corpus Christi Vets. 2. Edinburg Vela (6-0): No Coach Campbell, no problem for the Sabercats 3. Los Fresnos (5-1): The most electric offense in the valley in my opinion 4. Brownsville St. Joseph (5-1): Perhaps one of the stories of the year in Texas HSFB. A school of only about 500 students, many of whom are Mexican nationals, football participation is lacking some seasons. With a varsity roster of roughly 25 players, and the majority of their starters playing on both sides of the ball, they have beaten teams with double the amount of players at their disposal, including 6A Brownsville Vets. 5. Brownsville Vets (5-2): Have hit their stride after a 2-2 start Chingon Trophy Leaderboard Robert Pineda, QB (JR): Los Fresnos - Only player in the valley top 10 in both passing and rushing yards, dude is dynamic with 25 total TDs Claudio Torres, ATH (SR): St. Joseph - Travis Hunter but make him from Matamoros. Torres has 605 receiving yards, 727 rushing yards, 18 total TDs on offense and 3 INTs and a couple forced fumbles on defense. Myles Lopez, QB (SR): PSJA - The valley’s leading passer is closing in on 2000 yards and searching for that second FBS offer. Calvin Harris, QB (JR): Sharyland - Has 19 passing TDs and moonlights as one of the top producers and artists in the music industry today.
  5. Sorry for not having a gambling addiction
  6. What the hell does this have to do with me. But lol at that guy thinking the NASCAR Bulldogs run a clean program
  7. I’m sorry we’re actually playing in October while you’re watching from the couch.
  8. People can roll their eyes all they want, if there’s a feel-good story in the MLB it’s the Yankees. Zips had us finishing last before the season started, I think fangraphs had us second to last. No one believed in us yet here we are, taking on a Cleveland team with the best bullpen in the game. Vegas has the Yankees favored to win tonight but has Cleveland favored to win the series. Underdogs yet again but who’s counting.
  9. I don’t think Quinn’s body language was that bad. He just always looks kind of bored, even when you know he’s not.
  10. Jesus christ Shilo got juked out of his body on that play
  11. Lanning is such an easy guy to hate
  12. Florida deserves to lose after that pussy ass shit. Yeah I’m sure overtime with your true freshman QB that sucks will go great.
  13. We would beat tennesse by about 4 TDs. And will beat Florida by 5 TDs. Not because of how amazing we are but how remarkably shitty they are.
  14. Headtapped him
  15. Feels like we should be up by 35
  16. Site was cool while it lasted
  17. Blouses.
  18. Fuck of a hustle play by Bolden. And by OU #3 to be fair.
  19. Don’t think so. Outside the tackle box, ball went past line of scrimmage.
  20. Not well-versed in drugs. What does Hawkins play like he’s high on? Cocaine?
  21. Bowman punched that ball out clean, lucky it bounced back to Ewers Extra frustrating because OU is just absolutely no threat to score
  22. OU has nothing on offense. We just need to unfuck ourselves
  23. That was on Bond falling down for no reason
  24. They’re hopelessly outmatched that’s why. They have no shot with those injuries
  25. As soon as he said “6th year kicker” I knew he’d miss. Why even have a player that shitty on your roster
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