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Jkwellborn

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  1. Maybe he did it with his dick.
  2. And that’s why they do it. It’s bullshit.
  3. Didn’t he get herpes?
  4. I started posting while he did. He hit send before I did.
  5. I had a buddy that was fucking a chick that worked at a sleep study place. They’d do it there. I don’t sleep in the same bed as my wife. Haven’t in 4 or 5 years, other than a handful of times.
  6. Didn’t something like that happen in Virginia years back?
  7. Pittsburg was dirty as hell while he was in Cleveland.
  8. Is he healed up from his knee or ankle? Whatever caused him to miss time?
  9. If you’re talking about the guy in the white sweatshirt, it looks like he’s 5’8”. Some of the guys behind him are a head taller.
  10. What kind of poster are you then? That’s Tom Herman yellow piss chart stuff right there.
  11. Not sure how much of the thread you’ve read, but I think you may be arguing with the wrong guy.
  12. He could work on a team that already had plenty of veteran leadership to keep his bullshit in line.
  13. Where you been? Haven’t posted in this thread since the end of the season, now that Quinn has some positive press, you’re back like a herpes breakout?
  14. A guy I went to school with talked to him while he was up there. Or someone that claimed it was him. The guy I know was an aggy so he probably came in his chickens ass.
  15. Pretty sure his dad was working at the Toyota in Longview or Tyler not long after hate crime got started.
  16. Find one of your employees that fucking around on their spouse. Ask them. Profit.
  17. too broke to leave? You know she does anal.
  18. I grew up working in attics and under houses doing electrical and stuff. Only been remotely claustrophobic once in my life. I was momentarily stuck under a house. Crawled over some old rock/concrete and got hung up. Nearly had a panic attack. Managed to exhale enough to squirm out. For those of you that don’t like small spaces or being confined, you ever let a chick handcuff you to the bed? I mean, it’s open. Like the aforementioned sex dungeon.
  19. I was flirting with the nurse during my first one. Was getting checked for seizure stuff.
  20. He’s probably never had any. Unless you count South Austin’s mom.
  21. It surprised me. To be honest, I’m a little surprised he weighed 215.
  22. I think ‘I loved her first’ is the most played first dance song. I’m not trying to hear that.
  23. I’d bet this is the true cause. Everyone is gonna be hyped to see him.
  24. There’s no reason for a pocket passing qb to run the 40. Other than conversation.
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