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BurntOrangeBlooded15

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  1. Not at all. I should know better but I couldn't help myself on this one
  2. So y’all mean to tell me that we have a chance to get a high upside high 4* low 5* QB that multiple recruiting sites have deemed a top 5 QB in the nation, that Sark personally has been pushing hard for, that has ties to Coleman(assuming TFB is correct) Williams and Winfield already has tweeted a picture with, and that opens up some more lines of communication with CA than Sark already naturally has? And people don’t want him to come??
  3. And I agree with this. I still think Patterson only reasoning for being hired was to fire Mack. Tommy had every chance to do it right and fucked it up.
  4. I don’t. I honestly think if he had found a way to hold onto Ewers, that would’ve been close to enough to keep him. With that being said, I’m glad he’s out. It kinda blows my mind that the last decade of Texas football coaches have used about 10% of the resources Texas has and Sark has come in and in a month, used as much of it as he can with staff selection. Maybe he came at the right moment and caught the boosters in the right mood, but the staff he’s assembled already surpasses any staff the last two have put together, and it ain’t close.
  5. You gotta think he’s looking at that film and thinking to himself “what the fuck were they doing?”
  6. Jaylin White I believe
  7. Boom baby!
  8. This. EA knows a full up to date roster download will be done by the next morning within the community.
  9. I feel like the Drayton to the NFL thing is a win win for us. If he stays, we have a solid coach who connects well with our RBs and has been a fair - decent recruiter. if he leaves, we’ve proven to Bijan that it wasn’t us letting him go, and we can go and add even another recruiter to the pool. win either way in my book
  10. First comment under it was Maalik Murphy saying “ooooooo”
  11. Wonder if there will be a correlation between number of arm bands and gameday outfit of Miss Assassin since bands, in fact, do make her dance.
  12. In 2019, Tua had 23 carries on the season. This year, Jones ran 35 times on the season.
  13. Bama averaged 70 plays a game last year. Wouldn’t be unreasonable to have a breakdown of something like Bijan - 15-18 carries Gray - 9-13 carries Johnson - 4-7 carries On the high side of those numbers there, you’re looking at 38 carries. That still leaves roughly 32 plays for throws, reverses, QB runs, etc. Also that breaks down (again on the high end and in a 12 game span) 216 carries for Bijan, 156 carries for Gray, and 84 carries for Johnson. The question is would a breakdown like that be a big enough draw for Gray.
  14. In my make believe scenario in my head. *Sark calls Stoops* Sark: Hey Mike! Just wanted to call and offer you this spot at Texas. What do you say?” Stoops: *long snort* “Fuck yeah I’m in” Sark: “ Awesome, you should have a ticket for a plane here in your email. We’ll talk soon” *chuckling can be heard in the background as Sark waves at CDC to shut up* Stoops: “What’s that noise in the background? Are y’all fucking with me?” Sark: “No way man! We’re celebrating that you can be apart of this thing! Holler when you get to the airport so we know when to expect you.” * few hours pass* Stoops: “ Hey Sark, I’m at the airport and they’re trying to tell me my ticket is invalid. I don’t know if it’s the bloody nose that dripped on the ticket or not. What’s the deal?” *Full blown laughing from CDC, Sark answers half laughing* Sark: “Oh shit, you actually went to the airport. Yeah man we were fucking with you. We got Choate the Goat coming from Montana. Sorry bro.” Stoops: “What the fuck, I told Saban I was out! The fuck am I gonna do now?” Sark: “Hate to tell ya but he was in on it too. Good luck at Moorehead State next year. Hook’Em” *Phone call ends, Sark and CDC clink glasses of water together*
  15. HC - Sark OC/OL - Flood QB - Milwee RB - Drayton WR - Coleman TE/ST - Banks DC/ILB or OLB - PK DL - Davis ILB or OLB - Choate CB - Joseph S - Gideon Not too shabby. Little scare this AM but I’m passed it. This shit is nice. Time to go bring in a few players now.
  16. The best part of this was that after this morning, this name could’ve been Greg Fucking Davis and no one would’ve given a fuck lol Worked with PK in 14&15 as a DL guy. Would imagine he’d be the OLB coach.
  17. The funniest part is OU and Bama fans fake pretending like they care. “This is so wrong.” ”the university should be ashamed” ”how can you do that to someone” 1. yes the university should be ashamed to have even entertained the idea of that fuck in the first place 2. maybe it wouldn’t be as big of a deal if he wasn’t a cockhead. No one gave a shit about Norvell or Boulware being a sooner. This whole thing was about not hiring a ginormous piece of shit that 0 ex players liked.
  18. Who’s gonna ask the question?
  19. This is what I choose to believe.
  20. You’re good homie. He ain’t comin here
  21. Holy fuck if today starts with a possible Stoops hire and ends with a Lupoi hire. Talk about a roller coaster of emotions.
  22. Bob Gregory not looking too bad anymore
  23. This class is as loaded of a QB class as I can remember and the thought/hope is we get one of the big names up for grabs. Having the horns linked to a few, figured I’d make an all encompassing thread to discuss, post tweets, bitch and moan over who or what everyone thinks. The main names so far Quinn Ewers, Southlake Carroll. Obviously this one we all know about. Biggest prize and all of us are hoping for the flip. Ranked #1 prospect and Pro QB. 5* - 1.000 247 composite grade Maalik Murphy, Junipero Sierra (CA). Relatively new to Texas talks. Really seems to like the Sark hire. Bigger kid at 6’4 225 and, from the little film I’ve watched, can sling it. Doesn’t have much film due to no CA fall football. Ranked #30 prospect and #2 Pro QB. 5* - .9843 247 composite grade Conner Weigman, Bridgeland. Only dual threat linked to Texas talks. Might not be what Sark is looking for but who knows. Smaller frame at 6’1 205. Others probably know more about him than me. Ranked #93 overall prospect and #5 Dual QB. 4* - .9606 247 composite grade Cade Klubnik, Westlake. Saw the kid go blow for blow with Ewers and win a state title, his 2nd in a row. I believe he’s an aggy legacy but doesn’t seem like a lock to anyone. 247 lists him at 6’2.5 178. Ranked #155 prospect and #6 Pro QB. 4* - .9387 247 composite grade The best situation is an Ewers re-flip but what are preferences if he doesn’t? Other guys that aren’t on the radar yet?
  24. I mean the man is a million dollar a year TE coach at the biggest brand in college sports, dating a stripper that has a pet monkey. Based off those facts alone, I’d hear a pitch from him on just about anything.
  25. I’ll never forget this game either. Some stupid fuck corn aggy fan I went to school with posted a picture of him on a plane to the game with a bunch of Texas fans in the background and the caption something to the extent of “look at these dumbasses flying to Lincoln to see their team lose”. Never have I seen a social media account deleted so fast. Never let that piece of shit live it down
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