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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Well that's the thing about even traditional oral sex.... whether you do it for her or she does it for you, it's inevitable that at some point you're each going to ingest some even at a molecular level. 😆 Hell when you smell a fart it's because the airborne pieces of shit have lodged in the soft membranes of your nose 😆
  2. The fact of the matter is that if you can get past the hang up, and I do get that, it's f'n amazing. You're introducing a whole new pleasure center into the mix and it's a multiplier. I'll do oral on a gal I really like..sometimes as a complete surprise and never, not once, have I been told to stop. For the woman, the white knuckle orgasm is like a bomb going off. There are rules this isn't Nam... there are some mandatory protocols. I realize it's not for everyone but don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
  3. Many a lost fap when all other things being outstanding, the camera pans out and the dude is still wearing his socks. I had a girlfriend who tried wearing her socks during sex one time and as I was taking them off her feet saying, "..nope, nuh uh, helllll no.." she said, "But I'm cold!". I said, "You're a woman. You should have been trying to put those freezing things on me 10 minutes ago under the sheets.. what did you skip girl school or something?". 😆
  4. Anyone who wears socks during sex.
  5. After an ‘incident’ with a bottle of Hornitos I couldn’t drink tequila for nearly a decade. It took 7 years before I could even smell it without wretching. It was another two years before I could drink a margarita again. Another two years before I could have a shot of it & then only the best ones. Rumple & Jager are former favorites shots I’ve had to part ways with because of their frightening mind erasing powers. Cant really say I do shots anymore. If I like something enough to order an ounce of neat, I’m sipping it.
  6. Seems like the rich kids always had hot moms so I thought that was an indicator
  7. That's fantastic.
  8. Took a minute to see it. ... and $5 is not enough. Make it enough.
  9. That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home.
  10. I would put in some real money on that 😆
  11. Fuck yeah, I’ll take mine with extra Italy. I’ve got to find page two...I must know if friend 4 spits or swallows her mouthful of secret soup
  12. Hand mixing cement.... yep... that's right up there with pitching square bales 🤕
  13. This post is more of a DIY saline laxative tutorial if anyone looking to up their shart game. Last night's dinner was two German beef sausages, an entire bag of pickled daikon radish, a half a jar of sauerkraut, and a half a jar of pickles. Sober? Of course not. Craving pickled stuff? Apparently. Regardless, I reckon I consumed enough salt to bring down an elephant. No fart can be trusted. The amount of mud blown already this morning is stupefying... I don't even know where it's coming from at this point or when it will stop. I wonder if this is where the expression 'getting yourself into a pickle' comes from?
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  15. We are all too old for square bales. Man I don't miss that A&M will offer based on his forearms alone.
  16. Rather than an angle grinder, a wire wheel attachment for a good power drill is what I meant If you can clamp it to a table in some way, do so....I got shredded pretty good trying to hang on to the skillet while I was scouring it. Burning off the plastic in a well ventilated area might save you some time too
  17. This is the correct answer. I just did this exact thing ( minus the plastic) with a Martin #9 we resurrected from storage recently. I hit it with a wire wheel until satisfied and then re-seasoned. Good cast iron is like an anvil. It finds you. This one claimed you, do the right thing and GL.
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