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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Oh, I think the authors are still a little amateur themselves here...
  2. Just stopped by to offer a little encouragement for everyone. 24 days in... still clean. For now.
  3. I wonder if Jensens ass is powdered to Brady's satisfaction today
  4. Just march me into Waffle House with my jumpsuit & shackles. I’m good.
  5. I think the administration learned that there are good coaches who do not want to deal with all of our bullshit and there are also good coaches who will.
  6. Also known as 'the fuckening'.
  7. Tree fiddy not an option so didn’t vote.
  8. I tend to agree although I can recall a tally on some pretty debaucherous drinking sessions. You need some kind of reference point though... the empty case of beer in the fridge or handle of vodka on the counter in the morning. I feel like it's harder to keep track of how much you've had when you're at a bar and especially if mixed drinks are involved. Regardless, I'm guessing one of my more prolific sessions was when I drank in Vegas for 18 hours straight. 35-40 is my guess but I really don't know. Top 5 hangover for sure.
  9. Proud to be back and it just so happens I'm doing laundry today & entering 2021 with a full compliment of clean underwear. I bring some words of wisdom from 2020 with me; something I heard a 60 year old tell a 20 year old very recently. "Never trust a fart over the age of 40 and never let a boner go to waste over the age of 50. ".
  10. Seems like waiting a few more days and then starting an all encompassing shitting / sharting 2021 meta threas might be the way to go.
  11. What’s the story about Tom’s drinking?
  12. Where did you read this? Or.. TLDR version?
  13. Let's see... a year subscription to not one but two dating sites, a bass and an amp (decided at 2am I was going to learn to play), and a car horn that played La Cucaracha... just off the top of my head.
  14. Fuck that. I would tell her to not hang around any football players until real change & control is publicly evident. why should -she- have to give up her dream if that’s where she wants to go?
  15. Sofia Jamora.
  16. Thread tending negatively again... needs more bounce. Or shake.
  17. My parents have been divorced for decades but holidays became a true pleasure once I quit speaking to both of them and boxed my mom's side entirely out. For her, I no longer have to suffer through the canned peas dumped in a bowl and microwaved along with a smoked turkey because everyone is too lazy to cook unless I offer to do it. No more of the same farm and ranch discussions every single year like it's the most important thing on earth. No more emotional breakdowns by her, or my brother, or whatever other drama is going on. Instead I keep the close company of friends and a small group of chosen family members around the holidays who are nothing but a joy to be with. If your family sucks, don't be afraid to cut them out. Life's too short and this kind of happiness is liberating. Happy holidays 🤘
  18. You've been saying that for years and it's still right.
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