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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. His avatar is worth not putting him on ignore.
  2. Yes, it is in fact a monkey, but what does it have in its hands? Suddenly, Brent Venables springs out of a trash can exclaiming “come back with my bag of dicks”. A shadow creeps across the field as Bert Auburn shanks a 42 yard field goal attempt straight into the welcoming nuts of the blow-u coach. As the entire team turns their attention to the massive object on the horizon that is blocking the sun, Kelvin Banks whispers do I smell ham?
  3. How about The Greatest Rivalry Game in college Football … brought to you by the tears of Texaggy.com
  4. … live look of the new sexy offense in Hooterville.
  5. He started his meat judging career at aggy, then squeezed through the transfer portal on his way to tech.
  6. They misspelled “moron”.
  7. The Ags have the ball first to start the game. Ja’mar Toombs with the handoff, he goes to the right … reverses field … breaks a tackle… spins and breaks another tackle … reverses field again … HIGHSTEPS another tackler … stiffarm and is finally brought down. What a run, ags! Wow! Whoop! It’s 2nd down and 8.
  8. I believe that sententious is an old wooden ship from the civil war days.
  9. That didn’t work out too well for aggy when they scrimmaged Appalachian State last season. It was interesting though. Maybe they schedule a rematch this Spring.
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