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Hagbard Celine

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  1. they play football
  2. talking to piggy rowe while wearing the gold hat, sark took a dig at "all the unbelievers" welp, he fucking gave us a reason to do it i can't grade sark on *anything* yesterday with 2 exceptions either sark, or flood, or both of them, which we can collectively refer to as "sark" since it's his administration.... 1. he/they changed the left side of the offensive line and the results were transformational 2. at the end of the first sustained good-looking drive of the season against p4 opposition, he rewarded the offense by taking the fucking points everything multiplied from there regardless of adjustments, plays called, mateer's wound coming open, uncalled blocks in the back on the niblett house..... sark can have praise when he keeps this team pissed off for the next 7 weeks and we can tick off one win at a time with as cole says constant improvement, physically and mentally our first 3 points of this game *COULD BE* the turning point of the season we just need to see continual multiplication of goodness building on goodness it's called 'virality'
  3. jesus fucking christ goddamn you motherfuckers pivoting back to "9-3 makes playoffs" and "18-score road league blowouts" FUCK ALL OF YOU last week was the worst football week of our fucking lives WIN THE NEXT GAME ONE GAME ONLY repress the rat poison inside you style points? the fuck
  4. if goff made the *EXACT* outcome a known prognosis, why was the original timeline 4-6 weeks?
  5. it's binary either he didn't have a broken bone in his right hand and the whole thing was a ruse or they are risking the rest of the season to win and get him back in the heisman talk it's one or the other
  6. 30% of google's ai results contradict the first line in the result set
  7. i've never dreaded this game before today this must be what it's like on death row, trying to decide how to spend your final hours, before the march to the chamber, praying for the stay of execution phone to ring
  8. it is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief 1 nephi 4:13
  9. i don't want to feel like i felt last saturday
  10. we've seen the OL in freefall getting worse every game.... until we hit bottom or get a dead cat bounce prima facie there can't be overstatement, /parcells we've seen the IDL play down to the OL performance standard in one game, the last game, so i'm giving pk the benefit of the doubt pending more data
  11. for the last 48 hours a dark cloud has been forming in my mind......
  12. this multiple conversations last 2 days with people in boston pittsburgh chicago and denver NONE of them were aware of the 34 hurries or 10 flags ALL of them think it's arch failing i said it earlier this week - the national media can't digest 34 hurries and 10 flags so they pivot to the arch story must be nice to be flood and our o-line room getting off scot-free outside of the core fanbase
  13. taysom hill all-galaxy* (*one night only)
  14. i've grown to love your takes from our years together in the 'other' football (soccer) forum i rarely diverge from your opinion on anything that said i don't think we have any idea about the jag-rating of the RBs or the WRs because of the o-line and i liked what i saw from arch last week - if he had anything more advanced than empty air protecting his left side, his accuracy, decisions and speed of thought would improve with every game likewise the RBs - how can we say they are jaggy when sark sends them in to a collapsing trench on 1st down every series and the defense knows exactly what's coming
  15. pull out every trick play? sark? he's more predictable than greg davis
  16. i repped this, but win or lose our season is not turning around this weekend parcells wants to see multiple league wins in a row, like, 4, or 5, with competent ___________ (name the position room) before declaring "turned around" as of this moment we are winless in the league until we are not
  17. it's impossible for us to have our own version of looch the tower would never sign off on it
  18. it's fair park shit happens
  19. all of our runners could get 4 yards if sark didn't run them directly in to the left side of our line
  20. you will take it to your fucking graves your fucking graves
  21. the brethren can and would match instantly
  22. what's happened to you? saucy nicole has gone sensei you've never been this vocal or erudite in the football forum anyway to your point..... i love the idea of sark bolting to provo it's clean for everyone i don't want him to leave i also don't want him on the sidelines
  23. the national media can't digest flood fucking up and 36 hurries - it doesn't make easily digestible clickbait for stupid people
  24. until bobby is wrong, he's still right..... /parcells that said what he did not include in his formula to arrive at his conclusion was the smoking crater from a tactical field nuke that is our O-line.... #teamasswater, we all share the collective rage mine is not an overreaction from the florida result nor is it the letdown from the bill of goods we were sold, it's how that bill of goods was drafted.... i have to tell a story that explains it..... @RamjetFDO will get this, maybe others will.... i'll try to be brief in '75 the last mission with apollo hardware pioneered the docking of US & Soviet hardware: see that black thing in the middle? it was a one-off built and used 1 time, and it was called the APAS which stands for the.... and the surl will love this which is why i'm telling this story.... it was called the: Androgynous Peripheral Attachment System (APAS) it pioneered the technology that allowed both soviet/russian and us hardware (i.e. soyuz capsules, shuttles, progress resupply modules etc.) to all attach to the same docking ports on mir and the iss this was not straightforward: - both programs use a 'probe & drogue' male/female docking configuration - the APAS is 'female' on both ends - the atmosphere in the soviet program was a sea level pressure mix of nitrogen and oxygen - we use lower pressure pure oxygen the APAS had to solve all of that, and it did the 2025 Texas Longhorn Football Team is an APAS that got to orbit where we discovered that the soyuz docking ring is the 2025 texas offensive line: it was built with imperial, not metric dimensions docking fail de-orbit without passing go or collecting $200 someone fucked up - it's a great googly moogly this is what i'm most pissed about
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