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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
it's 720 miles and is scheduled as a 2-hour flight -
28 august 2014 @ #9 south carolina
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chinese astronomers in ~300bce observed Betelgeuse as a yellow star, likely at the very end of it's yellow supergiant phase ptolemy ~150ce observed Betelgeuse as 'ruddy', indicating it had just begun it's transition to the red supergiant we observe today thus, Betelgeuse is likely to detonate as a supernova some time in the next 100,000 years therefore, aggy will likely make the playoffs before Betelgeuse detonates abracadabra
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Hagbard Celine replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
rig12 administrators should abduct yormark and hold him hostage until after halftime so he can't go on the broadcast and say stupid things -
i'm so glad i signed up for the unlimited lifetime plan of gratuitous carton abuse thank you sir, may i have another
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i'm not for them, but their data insists upon itself within this decade if georgia continues to win double digits and if corn continues to suck.... then georgia's position on the ap rankings chart is going to move their bubble ahead of corn then they will be in the top 8 in all 4 categories ctj says there are 8 trueblues if there are only 8 trueblues what is the formula? ap charts? total wins? winning percentage? what about ap titles? usc are #6 in the ap rankings bubbles, #5 in AP titles and #7 in win % are they out? all of the ties and number of games played distorts a lot of this data example: Texas has played 65 more games than usc even though usc started playing in 1888 and we started in 1893 wins and win % starting in 1936 would be interesting to see........ here's the chart listed by wins but with the other metrics added wins win% ap bubbles ap titles 1 Michigan 1012 0.733 top 8 3 2 Ohio State 978 0.735 top 8 9 3 Alabama 974 0.733 top 8 12 4 Notre Dame 962 0.732 top 8 8 5 Texas 961 0.704 top 8 3 6 Oklahoma 950 0.723 top 8 7 7 Penn State 943 0.691 NOT TOP 8 2 8 Nebraska 924 0.677 last top 8 4 9 Georgia 892 0.667 NOT TOP 8 3 10 USC 882 0.694 top 8 5 11 Tennessee 875 0.67 NOT TOP 12 2 12 LSU 815 0.645 postulate: the number of trueblues, at this time, is either 6 or 10
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in 2025 the subject of "worth it" means much more than the value of the "hard product" or the "soft product" 30 years of confusion and uninformed declarations about "shrinking seats" makes the discussion difficult so in order to have that discussion i need to baseline a few topics.... first is seat width airlines are not shrinking the width of seats let's get this out of the way...... in the united states 90% of our air travel, both domestic and international, takes place on 73X or A32X metal flown by american, delta, southwest or united i.e. the us big 4 subsidiaries that fly other metal (bombardier/airbus, embraer & canadair i.e. regional jets), allegiant with their almost dead MD8X fleet, 'new' carriers like jsx, avelo, etc. are not part of this discussion 2-aisle widebodies and long-range service will be added to the discussion later...... the single-aisle boeing family, the 707, 727, 737 and 757, were all built from the same tooling, and the upper half of the hull is the same for all 4 aircraft: at floor level the internal width of the cabin is 139" and it's been that way since the 707-120 first flight in 1957 the single-aisle airbus family i.e. the a320/19/21/neo/xlr/etc. in the same way have never varied in hull cross-section: at floor level the internal width of the cabin is 146" and it's been that way since the a320 first flight in 1987 for avoidance of doubt, all single-aisle boeing and all single-aisle airbus aircraft have always been configured with 6 seats in each row in the back maximum seat width is a function of the seat design and the space available to use for seats factoring the FAA regulation on Minimum Passenger Aisle Width (14 CFR 25.815): 'for aircraft with a seating capacity of 20 or more, the minimum passenger aisle width is 15 inches at less than 25 inches from the floor and 20 inches at 25 inches and more from the floor' thus the total available space for 6 seats, including armrests is 124" for the 73X and 131" for the a32X 'armrest widths being equal' there is 1.16" per seat of additional possible width on an a32X 'if there were no armrests' the maximum possible seat widths are: 73X: 20.66" a32X: 21.83" 'seat width' is NOT regulated by the faa and the distance 'between the armrests' to measure seat width is an assumed convention before we continue, please peruse the following (plaintext spoiled for your convenience) https://www.cbsnews.com/news/airline-seat-size-faa-complaints/ the below is linked from within the cbs article it's a pdf that does not format well in plaintext but is still spoiled below, reads easier if you open the url: https://img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/2b7ac7a8-3914-4be3-a69a-dbd59cb43a84/downloads/FRO Seat Size Presentation Background Info 7.2.pdf?ver=1665350138871
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we do this every couple of years.... the trueblue chart heading in to '25: 1 Michigan 1012 0.733 2 Ohio State 978 0.735 3 Alabama 974 0.733 4 Notre Dame 962 0.732 5 Texas 961 0.704 6 Oklahoma 950 0.723 7 Penn State 943 0.691 8 Nebraska 924 0.677 9 Georgia 892 0.667 10 USC 882 0.694 11 Tennessee 875 0.67 12 LSU 815 0.645 if there are only 8 then is it the 900-win mark, or that they are 30 games ahead of georgia? parcells: until disproven the current trend is georgia is good for 12 wins this year, corn is good for 7 georgia breaks the 900 line and gains 5 on corn this year and catches them this decade usc can get their 900th win next year, tennessee can notch 900 in 2028
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
duh southern is 10 miles north of lsu famu and fsu are less than a mile apart one would think we would have added a similar weapon to our arsenal we need to budget nil for pom and recruit the hottest african-american girls in the state (that can do the pom thing, of course) does she uncover? -
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
this was the highlight of those caps the #1 all-time all-galaxy move to fix their problem, would be to vaporize the milkmen it would just be a start, as they have 150 years and a million lifetimes of indoctrination to unfuck and unteach but it would be a start so to see posters of all ages with exceptional flair ride to the rescue in defense of the faggotry is comforting -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
it's up to them if they are ever going to amount to a hill of beans then they are going to have to win big games and if they are winning a big game they are going to have to finish it out and avoid setting the new record for all-time most embarrassing collapse with a massive lead they can sack up and go win that game in south bend the eyes of jesus will be upon them -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
it's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle inside a milkman pose entirely unspoken is the concept of a true road win over a ranked team, something they haven't done in 11 years and only accomplished twice this century we had 3 true road wins over ranked teams last year -
pig/jax kicker hits from 70 doesn't break tucker's record because pre-season but still would have been good from 72 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ofwp5x65C0
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poll topics from the 2 espn articles earlier today we edged pedder by only 5 points, the closest margin since 1998 -- 1st place votes: Texas 25, pedder 23, tosu 11 -- horn talk has centered on 'would Texas or tosu be #1' and pedder was not even considered - advantage pedder Texas received just 38.5% of the first-place votes (25 of 65), the smallest share for a No. 1 team in the preseason poll since uga got 33.9% (22 of 65) in 2008 - advantage not Texas Texas will try to become the 12th team to start and finish #1 since the AP preseason poll debuted in 1950 - the last team to do it was bama in 2017 our 26 turnovers last season were 5th most fbs yet we were +5 in turnovers thanks to 31 takeaways #2 in fbs
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
week 3 "aggy shocks the football world - will unveil the wishbone triple-option later today in south bend" what could go wrong? -
it's a 995 thread but to repeat the b1g league office is totally trying to fix this year for them: with oregon starting lower than expected the b1g needs west coast viability for riley the illinois game is the fulcrum for their season illinois are going to want a night game the b1g are going to want a 1pac/4east kick if usc can beat illinois they can beat michigan at home if they can't beat illinois they could be staring at a 4-game hole in the middle of their season like aggy (with florida as the pivot)
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boomhauer Jimbo Fisher has 'a lot to give,' eyes college coaching return - ESPN Adam Rittenberg Jimbo Fisher, who received a record $76 million buyout after he was fired as Texas A&M football coach in 2023, says he wants to return to the sideline. Fisher, who recently joined the ACC Network as an analyst, told the "Trials to Triumph" podcast earlier this week that he is looking for "the right situation" to get back into coaching at the college level. "I'm 59, in great shape and healthy. I've had success everywhere we've ever been," Fisher said. "The end at Texas A&M, it's unfortunate, but we also had the highest-ranked team they ever had there in 2020. Our quarterbacks got hurt. We played with first-team, third-team. ... It was hard to get playcalling and guys around. ... Didn't pan out like we needed to, but I still love it." Fisher, who was hired by Texas A&M ahead of the 2018 season, later received a 10-year, $95 million deal in 2021. He was fired by the Aggies in November 2023 after going 45-25. Prior to that, he went 83-23 at Florida State, winning the 2013 national title and three consecutive ACC championships from 2012-14. "Being able to [coach], I would," Fisher told the podcast. "I've won 72% of my games, won 80% of my playoff games. I've been fortunate to win a national championship as a head coach and assistant. I miss the relationships with players. I would be very interested in still doing it. I still think I've got a lot to give. I'd like to get back out there." Fisher will appear weekly on the "ACC Huddle" on Saturdays on the ACC Network.
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jimbo is on the studio panel this year on acc network
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search <site:texags.com> unlimited results search <site:texags.com AND "Graham Harmon"> null results
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Hagbard Celine replied to SimkinsMan's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
wut? why do they have any sense of entitlement to a manning? they already got one the family is nawlins dad was klan if anything klan and corndog have state/legacy dibs on mannings sds article from 16: -
Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
umlang has been updating this stat periodically for several years it's always posted in both football and 995 i think it's in a recent aggy fact thursday anyway, it was thursday 28 aug 14, over #9 cock on the road 3999 days ago tomorrow is the 4000-day anniversary of the last aggy true road win over a ranked opponent before that, google thinks their only other true road win over a ranked opponent was @ pitt in 2002 in a quarter century, they've done it twice -
Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
so you're telling me, patronizing bucs funds paying off jimbo?
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