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Leanderman

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  1. "There is no satire when it comes to aggy, only cold hard reality."
  2. "Don't worry about finding the stadium, you'll be given plenty of help, but watch your cornhole." Of course do not forget to visit the dead dog scoreboard on you trip
  3. "This is really fucked up. Kinda puts the Conor Stallions stuff in perspective. There's cheating and payola, and then there's Sandusky and Blaise Taylor." Since there is now an opening in collie station on the football staff, I have just two questions for the perfect fit. First, how many hookers are there in the Bryan/Collie Sation area? Secondly, what is Craig James doing these days?
  4. "The real world doesn't think about Liucci. "
  5. "If there's one thing Liucci knows, it's bumping balls. " and gargling them as well
  6. "Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. " After his time in gomersville, I am sure more than likely he is looking for men who look like milkmen?
  7. Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy.
  8. "Are their servers down?" It was their shift on the receiving end of the glory holes. :ife goes on for the gomers. Just deal with it.
  9. "some asshole texas a&m students made a more profitable but less hot jalapeño pepper and that’s why they suck now." On the bright side for the gomers, I bet they are jizz flavored?
  10. I for one would love to see the gomers go to the big10. Then they can visit KKL and Norman whenever they play Corn. Watching their nuts break off when they squeeze in December at some of those schools would be an added bonus. I cannot wait till they have midnight yell when it is colder than John Sharps heart up north.
  11. When sark is finished with his current contract, the gomers will still be paying dumbo. Have a great weekend one and all.
  12. This early in the game ranking do not really mean that much. I swear the experts use a dartboard and try to fleece folks early for their 9.95.
  13. "Yeah but they had the decency to not form a marching band about it "
  14. Has AT and T been hiring gomers recently? Asking for a friend
  15. "Sure he didn't know, sure he didn't..."
  16. "Is this thread implying Cordova was the one responsible for the peanut incident?' But I love peanuts.
  17. Say what you will but another poster I sure miss who would bring me a laugh every time............................"SpiderAG".
  18. Favorite song of the sea gomers......................."Blow The Man Down"
  19. "He’s been a Texas lean for a long time. If they’ve been getting their hopes up, I’m curious what drove that?" I suspect chin pubes had something to do with it?
  20. "I believe it was you that once said the fake navy guys look like New York City sanitation street workers from the early 1900s. "
  21. "I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door." Sorry no, a few of us are still heterosexual..
  22. "Can’t seem to take a good shit? " I suggest a trip to Taco Bell instead
  23. Escaping from the Dixie Chicken no doubt
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