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Kennythetiger

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  1. [usually something dumb]……”Fight me.”
  2. You’re alive, though.
  3. When I re-worked my dad’s resume for him, he was a sanitation engineer. Better than “Owns a trash business.” we didn’t get the job.
  4. If her kid was her priority she might have vetted father-figures.
  5. Man, not me. I wish we would get all of our snow now. It melts quickly and has visible benefits.
  6. Are you available for a call?
  7. Thank you Slorch.
  8. Um that’s a shark.
  9. Galveston.
  10. You look like you have balls on your face.
  11. The dorks wearing life jackets in the kiddie pool?
  12. She’s a lot more attractive than you are.
  13. I laughed when I read that article and then looked at your avatar.
  14. When you married that girl you married her family. You did not dodge that bullet, my friend.
  15. If I could lick my own balls I wouldn’t be at work right now.
  16. One of my many talents in life is fucking-up the self-checkout process. Almost every time. However as Slorch points out downthread, it is nice because I am usually buying groceries for three different places and can bag them more efficiently. But if there’s not a huge line for the checker aisles, I pick them.
  17. In my experience the holes are a nuisance but not a problem. The days of riding horseback to chase a stampede are more or less over. The burrows even aerate the soil and give owls and snakes a home. However the prairie dogs chew the grass down to the ground so they can see predators, and it’s pretty easy to lose a surprising amount of grazing ground to the flea-covered bastards in a very short time.
  18. BDR, could you hold off on the trans stuff please?
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