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Gucci_Suit

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  1. Luka won’t be a Mav in 2 years.
  2. I think the ball was wobbly right before his ass hit the ground
  3. Micah looks like he’s being shot out of a cannon.
  4. Your bartender will love it. Your wife, wallet, and internal organs will not.
  5. This thread went from zero to hero in a flash.
  6. Don’t listen to this. Keep banging her, but post pictures and move the thread to nsaa. And sleep like this:
  7. Some things will never change.
  8. So now we put the Tcu thing to bed for the next 84 years. ‘‘Twas cute. And now it’s over.
  9. My job as a jackass message board poster is to throw rocks, not come up with viable solutions / long term plans and post them here. But- impactful and strategic sucking is a good idea. Burrow, Mahomes, Allen- all a result of this. Of course we’d need a general manager first. Don’t disagree with this.
  10. Right. At times, absolutely terrible. At times, ok. At times, looks good. Trying to think of that game where you’re like “wow, Dak just won us that game”. He played well at Minn, but everyone did. There were just so many games that we won where he was like 21/30 for 261, 2 tds and 2 int. This was the Giants game, btw. Not “absolutely terrible”, no, you’re right. But damn.
  11. Well, most of my sports takes are both lazy and dumb, Pam. …….still. Jerry is paying starting QB money for a guy who has been absolutely terrible. Statistically the worst of his career and some really really bad individual games. How many times did he apologize after a game for throwing dumb passes? A few. How many times, after the game, did he say he was going to focus and get better? A ton. How many times in postgame did he say his poor performance and the noise associated would not bother him and he’d be ready next week? All the time. Did he get better? The fact that he has one of those big time contracts (regardless if it’s top 10 or not) means that he’s a lead weight tied to both our neck and feet in a small fishing boat rowing it’s way thru the mouth of the Delaware out into the Atlantic on a moonless and windless night. Our Cowboy body has been stabbed so we don’t take on extra air and somehow float to the top. We done. He doesn’t have a top 10 contract though. 2 years later it’s a good deal? Wouldn’t be a good deal 15 years from now. Not if you’re going to throw tons of interceptions and play like a pussy. I was listening to Brad and Babe yesterday and they were just clowning Dak. The voices of the Dallas Fucking Cowboys just clowning his decisions and lack of accuracy. Rightly. He’s playing like a 4th round QB. If we beat TB on Monday (and I hope we do) it will be because Parsons and Diggs fuck with TB and because Pollard is able to come off of his injury. I’m guessing we’ll have to overcome Dak, and I hope I’m very wrong about that. He’s a good deal? You told Brandt on the phone and he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
  12. Dak sucks. At least he’s cheap, right? Fuck.
  13. I love that he thanked all the pretty ladies.
  14. Gucci_Suit

    USMNT 2023

    Bottom line is that you’re there to win World Cup games. And you really didn’t do that. Bye Gregg.
  15. I’m gonna roll by her house tonight unannounced with a couple bottles of Moët. Find out how cray she actually is.
  16. Gucci_Suit

    USMNT 2023

    I hear ya bro, but I’ve lived in Austin since 1996, and I disagree with that sentiment. Regardless, loudly trashing the state at a party where at least 50% are native to the state and not the city…bad look. This was definitely not a party that had a bunch of politicians. Abbott was probably the only one. It was just out of left field and awkward. I ain’t judging too much tho. I get drunk and say random shit too. Usually it’s sexual in nature and pisses off my own wife. Fun times.
  17. Gucci_Suit

    USMNT 2023

    Last thing on my encounter with the Reyna couple: Just got a text from a buddy that was standing there with me and he reminded me that Danielle told me that she was going to “fuck him up”. And I replied saying “make sure you fuckk him up with 2 k’s”. She didn’t immediately get my lame joke so I said “because Gregg has two g’s”. She smiled and said “hell yes, with 2 l’s”. This is all coming to me 2nd hand because I don’t remember any of it. I was pretty luke warm or colder on her because she just kept trashing Texas. She said she liked Austin but hates Texas and Greg Abbott. I get political differences, but he’s a very nice guy and was sitting just a few feet away. She kinda made an ass of herself honestly. If Claudio shows up on Sunday I’ll try to get some info. For some reason, I doubt he makes it over, but I’m told he’s been invited. Crazy drama and I hate that. But- we could use a better coach.
  18. Gucci_Suit

    USMNT 2023

    Interesting. That party was the night of the ninth and the Reyna’s had just returned from Qatar. I recall talking tactical things with Claudio and about how the US has very few players who can finish goals. We talked about his days in Germany and how he was pulling for Argentina the rest of the way. Danielle was sort of on the periphery of the conversation injecting personal insults about Gregg. Every time she did so, I would laugh. I don’t remember this specific topic though. Anyway, I’m planning to watch the N London derby next week w/ a group of people that were at that party, including the host. I’ll see if they’ll invite him and find out if we need to buy Danielle a thank you gift.
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