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Bill Lumbergh

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  1. That KKL post reads like one of us hacked her account to troll their board. Holy shit. I'm not sure any of us could top that classic aggy delusional rambling if we tried.
  2. Just logically working it out, Bill Gates should give me $5 million. Bill Gates net worth is around $100 billion, but that's just too much to need, so logically speaking he's probably looking to offload some of that and there's only so much he can really invest in malaria and the like. He could give it to his family or friends, but they're all already rich, so that doesn't make logical sense. It makes the most sense, logically speaking, for him to give the $5 million to me, since I'm not already rich and he needs to get rid of it. I have informed him of my conclusion and now await my check.
  3. Not SEC ready.
  4. You've clearly never visited sorority row in CS.
  5. Ok, but how do you know the sip librul media didn't just change that graphic after making sure aggy scheduled visits? Checkmate.
  6. I know this isn't the recruiting thread but it deserves to be recognized here (and on aggypedia) as one of the most aggy things ever. If you don't follow recruiting, a recruits "official visit" to a school is one of the most important parts of a recruitment. aggy scheduled several high priority target official visits for the end of July. The problem is, the NCAA forbids official visits in July. This is not new, it has been the case since at least October of last year, and possibly longer. Not only did the entire aggy recruiting staff miss that they were scheduling high priority target visits during a restricted period, they just figured that out...today. They're now scrambling to adjust and predictably blaming everyone imaginable (NCAA, Saban, tu, etc) for some grand conspiracy to hurt their recruiting instead of acknowledging that their staff made a huge fucking oversight. Never change, aggy.
  7. Didn't Mario Williams and Caleb Williams both follow this exact playbook? Entered the portal assumed to be USC recruited. Gave other programs a "serious look" before finally settling on the most obvious choice. This is why I can't get my hopes up. It's too dejavu. In fairness, this is what I assumed Mathis was doing with Nebraska to avoid any Gary P tampering accusations, so look at what I know.
  8. I'm kinda floored they're as pissed about this as they are. Based on the texags screenshots above, I thought Bobby ran an in depth hit piece outlining exactly what they were doing and how it worked. Then someone posted the "article" and it's a handful of sentences stating what everyone has known and many others have said directly or heavily implied for months. Does aggy not understand that this is all common knowledge at this point and Bobby's article changes nothing about public perception of their class? Maybe they just need a burnt orange villain to blame, as always.
  9. Excuse me, sir, but did you not see that he completed Subway Academy?
  10. I more generally meant that I can always identify with bitching about millennials.
  11. Wait, I thought the "operation" was exactly on schedule and going according to plan. If that's true, what is there to bitch about? Well, even a deranged dictator is right every now and then.
  12. Considering we could've used quite a few of those "dudes" who might have hit the portal, Ketch, no I don't think it is a very good fucking thing.
  13. I know that no one is implying we'll get him, but I'm not too high on our odds of landing a defensive guy Georgia recruited into the portal when fucking Nebraska just landed the guy we recruited into the portal.
  14. Joke's on you, dumb westerner, because their flagship now IS a sub.
  15. You don't know many real life aggy, do you?
  16. Ok, that first pic is honestly wtf, but in the better pics you actually can see more of a human resemblance, even if it's only sightly:
  17. Doesn't Washington get hyped a bit every preseason? I'll believe it when he starts producing in games, something Neyor has done. Even if Washington is clearly outperforming in practice, we'd sure as hell better put Neyor in some game situations just to see. Wasn't Lil'Jordan Humphrey a notoriously average practice player? Some guys just produce when the pressure is on, and some do not.
  18. I'm certain Ukraine hit it with that missile, but if it actually was a self inflicted fire, could you say that Russian warship really did go fuck itself?
  19. If the goal post had been centered with the tunnel, he probably would have.
  20. Reporter: "Jimbo, what's your take on how the recruiting landscape is changing this year? Fisher: "Sometimes, in recruiting, you think you have someone's word...their vow, if you will, that they're going to stick with you. Next thing you know, that recruit is spending a bit too much time with a certain tennis instructor......you ask, they deny......and that's when the whisky starts flowing free for ole Jimbo... Wait, I'm sorry, where was I......can you repeat the question?"
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