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Beau Vine

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  1. Two guys wide open and he throws late to the guy who's heavily covered.
  2. Seemed incredibly stupid to run that play. Even before they ran it.
  3. I'm lying in bed trying to get the back spasms to subside. They're eating dinner at the table. I just walked out there for a second and I heard fil describing a video he saw on youtube where a dog was licking a cat. These are literally the least interesting people on the planet.
  4. No, it goes liike this: "Whot bowwwwwl is this?" "It's Eastern Michigan-South Alabama." "No, whot bowwwwl is this?" "It's Eastern Michigan-South Alabama; they're playing in Mobile, Alabama." "Yes, but whot bowwwwwl is this?" "Are you seriously asking me which company paid to be the primary advertiser for this game? Why would anyone care about that?" "Whot bowwwwwl is this?"
  5. Just arrived at the in-laws' place in Denton. They had Wheel of Fortune on TV, and there was about a 5-minute period where everyone but me stopped and watched it, completely transfixed for some reason. I'm surrounded by pod people. There's no way I'm turning on the Eastern Michigan-South Alabama game and starting the "Whot bowwwwwl is this?" conversation with my mil. Took a gummy and retreated to the bedroom instead.
  6. I was trying to make a LK joke and it apparently hit too close to home. I was honestly shocked that the first reply wasn’t "allegedly!"
  7. The first step to "affordable" is understanding that contracts are an investment, not an expense.
  8. Then he should've signed with the Rangers.
  9. I don't even understand what the warmup thing means...surely that's not saying that a guy who warms up in the BP must enter the game, is it? Edit: I think it means that you can't send the pitcher out to warm up before the next inning, but pull him when his warmup tosses are over. Halle-fucking-lewya on the runner's lane.
  10. That's literally their only choice. Well, other than facing the truth, which they're not capable of.
  11. Two really good HS QBs in that class, but they are going to get Eddie Lee Marburger via the portal, right?
  12. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3433223 Completely devoid of sunshine to pump.
  13. Maybe my all-time greatest surly post:
  14. I mean, they hired Bobby Petrino.
  15. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3432860
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