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Beau Vine

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  1. Wife always spends a couple of hundred bucks on those personalized Christmas cards from Shutterfly or whatever it's called. After a week of her asking me if I got the mail already and were the Christmas cards in there?, she just announced that she's afraid that she never changed the mailing address on her Shutterfly account, so there are $200 worth of our Christmas cards sitting in San Marcos on the porch of the house we sold last summer. I just tried to keep my face as straight as possible and not react at all.
  2. I'd say there's a not-insignificant chance that because of his impressive schooling and good looks, his actions fire up a small tiktok-fueled social movement that will quickly die out once Taylor Swift and Kelce announce that she's pregnant.
  3. Is there any more to this than the Morosi tweet? Because I can kind of see DET wanting him to rotate 1B/DH and work with Torkleson. And TIL that Detroit's primary DH last season was: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/malloju02.shtml Pretty sure he'd throw El Mago in el lago at some point, too.
  4. Pujols signed with the Angels because God told him to. God wanted him to bring home the most money.
  5. Near as I can tell, Linux is begging for a tutorial on the Ignore feature.
  6. If I hadn't seen a lot of Georgiev this season, the phrase "upgrading with McKenzie Blackwood" would make me guffaw.
  7. I mentioned yesterday that this was the worst non-call I saw Saturday: Well, I finally found a clip of what was probably a more ridiculous no-call: I guess the umpire missed the obvious holds by the Center and Left Tackle because he was too focused on trying to decide whether or not the Left Guard was holding.
  8. Uh-oh:
  9. It also rains mud.
  10. Here's the new future savior in Teh Station:
  11. The killer is either him or Gene Shalit.
  12. This story cannot die this fast! What's going to happen to Yoon now?
  13. Anyone with a McDonald's app on their phone needs to seriously reevaluate their life.
  14. Good luck with that. Committees are the lifeblood of university administrators!
  15. NCAA reseeds at the D2 and D3 levels once they finish the Regionals part of the tournament (8 teams in hoops, 4 teams in football). I wouldn't call what the NFL does "re-seeding;" they just don't set the bracket until after the first round.
  16. Oh sure, that's why they tried to cut their baseball program the year after they made the College World Series. And they're in ridiculous debt because the Hayward Fault runs right through their football stadium. Let's highlight that one part: WTF are you talking about?
  17. No, because they're not stupid.
  18. I hate you when you're right.
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