Since this thread is kinda depressing, let's discuss the only competition I care about: who will be the featured star of my 2022 CFB gratuitous Surly posts. Finalists below:
#1. Returning champion, South American Inna Moll is very intelligent and can speak several languages. We won't hold that against her.
#2: Twenty Something Star Abbey Humphreys is making a surprisingly strong run for the title. Aside from currently living in Austin, she scores major Surly points for being, well, a little crazy.
#3: In a tribute to the classics, 80's Jennifer Connelly is our third finalist. Since many younger Surly posters are only familiar with 2020's Jennifer, choosing 1980's Jennifer would serve as educational to how incredibly hot she truly was.
So #1 Inna, #2 Abbey or #3 Jennifer? Your vote can make a difference in the lives of Surly posters and help them get through what promises to be another miserable season.