This Westlake Chaps win over Judson recap is brought to you to the law firm of Thomas J Henry.
Even more than the game result, it makes us proud that Thomas J Henry Law is the official sponsor of all Westlake Chaps game broadcasts. With every commercial break, time-out, halftime performance and even game action featuring a banner, phone number or email address for Thomas J Henry Law, it's great to know that such an important company and man are there to support our team's hard-working efforts.
With a no-fee promise, over 200 lawyers available 24 hours a day, and help with every kind of injury cases including accidents involving commercial vehicles, you can be assured that just as the Chaps will give it all on the field, the law firm of Thomas J Henry will give it all for your case. This is a great comfort to our community and team, as our players can go full-speed knowing their DWI, driving without-a-license, underage drinking, minor-in-possession, arrest for shooting guns in residential neighborhoods, destroying private and public property convictions and more will be quietly and completely stricken from their record.
For the families, fathers can rest assured that the little matter of secreting away their (former) business partner's assets can be settled in a way that will be mostly acceptable to both parties. And more importantly, just because Daddy has fallen for the cute little thing in the office, Mommy can't drain him of all the resources he will need to keep his new, 23-year girlfriend happy, which will probably involve some expensive travel.
I can't recall much about the game itself, as most of the play was covered by the giant Thomas J. Henry banner featuring the banner below, an 800 number, and the words, "CALL NOW. Later, they simply cut the live-feed and replaced it with interviews with satisfied customers and their settlement amounts. I believe Westlake won, as it looked like they were interviewing the coach (or someone wearing blue and red) after the game and he may have been smiling. As far as memorable stats, how about this one: Thomas J Henry Law has won MILLIONS in settlements just this year, which no-doubt was huge help for his own divorce settlement and for the insanely expensive wedding he threw for his daughter and her music-industry loser husband.
In parting, thank you, Thomas J Henry Law. Keep fighting the good fight we'll keep fighting on the gridiron.
Go Chaps!