In other news, Patrick Mahome's brother Jackson was just unfairly arrested for sexual assault charges. Despite Jackson's multiple assaults being clearly caught on camera and witnessed by employees, his lawyer said that it didn't happen, and this reassured people who now know not to trust their own eyes. The so-called victim said the following:
“He forcibly kissed me out of nowhere,” Vaughn said, “and I’m telling him, pushing him off saying ‘what are you doing?’ and then he proceeded to do it two more times where the last time I was pushing him off and I can see on the cameras that somebody was outside the office door and I was yelling for them to come help because he’s big and massive.”
Jackson was released on $100K bond and we pray that these unjust charges aren't affecting his mental health. Patrick's wife, (and everyone's favorite person) Brittany Mahomes, said the following about Jackson's haters, and this certainly isn't tone-deaf in any way.
"They are ignorant," Brittany, who is married to NFL star Patrick Mahomes, wrote in response. "He is a human just trying to live his life and find his way and until you walk a day in his shoes (which no one ever will) you have no right to say s—t about him 🙂. So it's best to just shut up."
This statement was very well received by Jackson's many fans, as well as people who condemn sexual violence against women, and swayed the vast majority of people who are always overreacting to his harmless, charming antics, like when he threw water on other fans, danced on a dead player's number or trashed a restaurant that rudely wouldn't serve his large, unannounced, late-night party.
Hang in there, Jackson. We love you!